The "Troof" about Alan F. Secrets Out

by noidea 52 Replies latest jw friends

  • outnfree
    outnfree

    Noi,

    You, Alan, Julie, and Snotty have me in complete stitches here!!!!
    Where did you EVER find that baby pic of Alan!

    Alan and his groupies.... TOO funny!!!!

    I had such a blast meeting, talking and drinking with you guys!
    Even if Alan did think I was a guy!

    Noi? Where's my e-mail??????!!!!!!

    outnfree

  • jukief
    jukief

    Dave at a loss for words? Mark this day down in history.

    Speaking of babe magnets, how many of you have seen our own dear Dave in person? Wowzie. I'm going to see him next month, and I'm letting Alan know right now, the first place *I'm* heading when we get to Portland is for Dave's lap!

    Watch out, Dave. Here I come!

  • jukief
    jukief

    Actually, noidea, Alan was the most adorable baby anyone has ever seen. I'll hunt up a few pictures and scan them.

  • BeautifulGarbage
    BeautifulGarbage

    When I look at that first pic of Alan and his lovely ladies, I think he definitely needs a silk robe and pipe!

    Andee

  • noidea
    noidea

    Out...
    The baby pic was per request of Lonewolf.

    I really enjoyed meeting you and the others also...<gasp> Were we drinking?

    {{Julie}}..You are a sweetie..and Yes, Alan did brag on you. Wish we could have met you too.
    I'm sure everyone would love more pics & I'm sure Alan is loving all the sharing going on.

    ~~~Noi~~~
    ***********

    Member of the: I have ~No-Idea~ class.

  • jukief
    jukief

    OK, folks, I promised some baby pictures, so here goes. Alan was a babe magnet even then. In fact, he started perfecting his kissing technique at an early age.

    For instance, here's Alan's first kiss:

    Not bad, but just see how his technique has improved in this picture. Notice the tilted head and the closed eyes:

    Yes, he's kissed lots of women in his day, but this is his current (and only--sorry, girls, eat your hearts out) kissing partner:

    And, for those of you who remember the "head up the ass" photo that Alan likes to post, you might not realize it really is Alan in that photo. Here's proof; he started trying it as a baby and perfected the technique by the time he was a teenager:

    Now is that an adorable baby or what???? No wonder he grew up to be so darned cute.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Hey jukieF,looks like you got a smootcher on your hands.Raised from a baby to smootch.(LOL)...OUTLAW

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    Do you lot know how much you make my day???/
    I laugh ,cry, I love you all so much.
    When you think what we "USED" to be like-talking about what it woul be like after Armegggedon- whos boat we were coming back for-
    Now at 75 I find - We have a REAl family -I feel like your all my kids.( I love the pic,the comments,& the fun,) I want to thank you ALL so much........XXXX

  • noidea
    noidea

    {{{Mouthy}}}

    Come on everyone ...{{{{{group hug}}}}}!!!..and No groping!! *at least not when anyone's looking.

    ~~~Noi~~~
    ***********

    Member of the: I have ~No-Idea~ class.

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH everyone!!

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