OK, folks, I promised some baby pictures, so here goes. Alan was a babe magnet even then. In fact, he started perfecting his kissing technique at an early age.
For instance, here's Alan's first kiss:
Not bad, but just see how his technique has improved in this picture. Notice the tilted head and the closed eyes:
Yes, he's kissed lots of women in his day, but this is his current (and only--sorry, girls, eat your hearts out) kissing partner:
And, for those of you who remember the "head up the ass" photo that Alan likes to post, you might not realize it really is Alan in that photo. Here's proof; he started trying it as a baby and perfected the technique by the time he was a teenager:
Now is that an adorable baby or what???? No wonder he grew up to be so darned cute.