It's weird what happen to your mind when you leave the Borg

by James Mixon 10 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    A visit to my ophthalmologist yesterday. He told me I have 22-20 vision, so

    I ask if I have 20-20 vision why do I need glasses to read the news paper.

    He laugh and told me most people need glasses after they reach 45 years of age,

    you may be able to see far distance but have trouble seeing things up close.

    OK here is where my mind take off. Did they have spectacles in Noah day?Did

    Methuselah after living 400 years have 20-20 vision or was he blind as a bat.

    No way was Enoch able to read anything after 300 years.. I know what some are thinking, they

    had perfect eye sight. So God created cataract...

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    haha!

    yup, I was told that I needed glasses too now that Im close to 40...

    ahhh....where did our 20's go??

  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    stuckinarut2: I'm 68 just buying my time. It just came to me, that's why

    Moses wondered for 40 years, he had cataract and blind as a bat.

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2
    Good one James!
  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    When I read, I have to take off my glasses that help me see distant things more clearly. I have weak reading glasses but don't really need them for my smartphone and laptop, but definitely use them for reading print.

    I get your point about Noah or Enoch, but a believer will say there just wasn't much at all to read. (And a JW will say how they were closer to perfection.)

  • goingthruthemotions
    goingthruthemotions

    i agree with on the way out....the dubs will come up with some kind of lame excuse.

  • John Aquila
    John Aquila

    Did they have spectacles in Noah day?I

    I guess that explains that little indiscretion. Noah thought it was his wife. Surprise!

    (Genesis 9:24, 25) . . .Finally Noah awoke from his wine and got to know what his youngest son had done to him.

  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    John Aquila:Yes that explain a lot, "Noah thought it was his wife".

    He thought the whole earth was flooded, all the animals were on the boat.

    Eve thought she was talking to a snake, it was a twig and Adam was playing a joke,

    Eve was nearsighted.

  • John Aquila
    John Aquila

    James Mixon: Eve thought she was talking to a snake

  • username
    username
    Tvhvdrtycdvhjbcdsdghhv...oh crap I forgot to put my glasses on!!!

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