One congregation was very keen on selling their kingdom hall in order to "upgrade". In time a Korean Assembly of God church expressed an equally keen desire to purchase the hall.
Since an english and spanish congregation shared the hall, scheduling an appointment for the koreans to inspect the hall was tricky. Eventually an appointment was made to look at the hall when the spanish congregation was going to be away for a special assembly day.
The english congregation had afternoon meetings so Sunday morning was the perfect time to show off the hall to the koreans. At the appointed time (10 am Sunday morning, after the english meeting for field service) three men showed up.
They were welcomed and the tour began. As it progressed, two of the men would occasionally shout "Praise the Lord"! During the tour the remaining man would go outside momentarily and then return but was mostly very quiet.
After this went on for a while, on of the elders giving the tour asked the quiet fellow what he thought of the kingdom hall. He said, "I dont know what to think, Im the visiting speaker for the spanish congregation and with these people shouting "Praise the Lord", I had to go outside and check if I was at the right place!"
RR, btw, didnt you mean "exorbitant", instead of "absorbant"?
Dino