How does this work? Its weird!

by Cassiline 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • Hmmm
    Hmmm

    How does it work?

    While you're busy staring at a computer monitor for a while, they sneak in and paste a picture of Jesus on your wall... and steal your VCR

  • Cassiline
    Cassiline

    Hummmmm,

    You had me laughing so hard, I nearly wet myself!! Everyone at work is looking at me like I'm crazy now!!!

    LMAO

    C

    When the pain of being where we are, becomes greater than our fear of letting go...we will risk and heal and grow.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    How does it work??? Here:

    The interchange flux-a-flotchey interacts with the flotchy-thing subretinally in the hemoglobin suspension.

    "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
    Believe in yourself, not mythology.
    <x ><

  • Hmmm
    Hmmm

    It's not really anything to laugh about. I lost a VCR, hedge trimmers, and a velvet painting of dogs playing poker before I caught on.

  • ChiChiMama
    ChiChiMama

    Oh my!
    LOL,I just saw a vision of JAN H In my mind!

    ChiChi

  • SYN
    SYN

    It's simple. A negative image of the classical Christ as portrayed by early painters is imprinted on the sensitive cells of your retina by their being exposed to one image for an extended period of time. Then, when you close your eyes, the retinas retain their charge and continue feeding it to the brain, this being superimposedon the darkness of the eyelids.

    They've been digging in the Euphrates Valley and have uncovered a layer of agrarian culture 8,000 years old, and an older caveman culture. Recently, they reached another layer of fused green glass.

  • Valis
    Valis

    syn, are you quoting from the Watchtower again?

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • ItsJustlittleoldme
    ItsJustlittleoldme

    Hey, who is gonna tell him that he cannot hold any "special" position in his own organization because he has a beard?? <ROFL>

    Is he allowed to go out and preach like that?? [8>]

  • Bodhisattva
    Bodhisattva

    Yeah, like Syn said: Persistence of vision. The reason the sun doesn't appear to blink.

  • Cassiline
    Cassiline

    ChiChi,

    Oh my!
    LOL,I just saw a vision of JAN H In my mind!

    I have visions of JanH in my head all the time.

    C

    When the pain of being where we are, becomes greater than our fear of letting go...we will risk and heal and grow.

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