by Elsewhere 14 Replies latest watchtower medical
I'm not sure what I've got, but it feels a lot like the flu. I'm not congested or coughing, but I feel awful. Aches and pains and my skin is very sensitive. I just want to lay down and sleep – but I feel too awful to go to sleep. Oh yeah, and I've got all kinds of bad things coming out of places.
[Caugh][Caugh] <--- (Pathetic attempt at gaining sympathy)
"As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
Believe in yourself, not mythology.
<x ><
((((((((Elsewhere)))))))))
Now you just sit right down in the recliner (it'll be easier to sleep semi-upright) and I'm going to make you some nice hot tea with honey and lemon!
Put your feet up .... there! that pillow will make you more comfortable.
Oooh! You're feeling a bit warm. There's a dear! Open wide! Temperature is only 99 degrees. I'll bring you a pitcher of ice water, anyway, just in case you're thirsty overnight.
Oh! And don't let me forget the Pepto Bismol!!!!
OK? All set? All comfy? Good! Goodnight!"
(Is that sympathetic enough for ya, hon'?)
outnfree
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. -- Jonathan Swift
(Sniff) Tank you.
"As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
Believe in yourself, not mythology.
<x ><
<~~~~~puts mask on and sprays Lysol...
Awwww..there.. there Elsewhere.. put your head to my bosom and tell me all about it..just leave the details out about the bad things coming out of places.
~~~Noi~~~
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Member of the: I have ~No-Idea~ class.
poor dave
*tucks blanket around you*
take it easy hun
I admonished you to stop reading the Life Everlasting book....now look what's happened...
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
Elsewhere,
I see that ya weren't taking any airbaths to prevent this!
Hope you get better right quick.
peace,
somebody
"Air baths are good for preventing colds.. What you do is strip naked mornings and evenings and then bob up and down for a while."~ Golden Age Feb 10 1926 31
Group air bath,anyone?
Poor baby!
<---- Tried to take an Air Bath.
"As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
Believe in yourself, not mythology.
<x ><
YUCK!
Sounds like a nasty virus.
I hope it is one of those 24hr things and not the kind that last for days.
Hope you feel better real soon!
ChiChi
