Today, Tuesday, is the fourth day of celebrating Queen Elizabeth 2nds Golden Jubilee in the UK. Whether you’re a royalist or not doesn’t really matter, the Queen is, especially to the English, a part of our heritage. It’s history being made in glorious technicolour.
So, there’s lot’s of celebrating been goin’ on over the last 4 days. Street parties, firework displays, march-passes, fly-passes, pub lock-ins, flags and bunting everywhere, all in all a thoroughly enjoyable spectacle. Unless you’re a JW kid…….
My pal Ray, the chappy who is married to Sausage Lucy, she of the false accusations, is a well known man who tends to meet all the “right” people, the people who always have a spare ticket to a cup match or horse Derby.
Ray had accumulated a number of tickets to special Jubilee events, and had decided to present these tickets to his grand-children. What Ray hadn’t accounted for was the fact that his grand-children have parents who had quite different idea’s as to what was and was not acceptable entertainment for their kids.
That’s right, his grand-children have been brought up as witnesses, and, as such, are forbidden to attend any of the Jubilee festivities. Word has already gone out in the UK that there is only 1 Ruler that JW’s acknowledge, and that ain’t Queen Lizzie, so as a consequence no JW kids can take the tiniest part in attending or celebrating any of the recent events.
Isn’t great being a witness kid?
Englishman.