Are You Loony?? (another fun test) (page 2)

AlanF

Farkel is off scale, Dave.

Who is Nathan and the big P.?

AlanF

noidea

Dave..
the best part about the fortune cookies is adding .."In Bed" to the end of them.

It sounds like you just need a little help in being loony..<wink> <wink>

~~~Noi~~~
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noidea

Hello AlanF..

~~~Noi~~~
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seven006

Alan,

Nathan = My son ya big dip. You know, the kid I use to bring over to your house. He's 23 now.

Ask Julie what the big "P" is. With all those brains you have some shit just parts your hair as it flies by. Find the damn code book I sent to you and start paying attention.

BTW, Abe is holding off joining the Air Force until after you guys come to visit. Remember Abe, my other son? The one who little Julie (your daughter) has a photo of on her night stand.

Are you sure you took that loony test? This is what happens to you when your wife keeps feeding you nothing but vegetables. Your brain is starting to slip, do it a favor and sneak it a Big Mac for christ sakes.

Damn, a bunch of women sit on your lap and call you a sex god and your brain turns to jelly. Who are you and what have you done with my buddy Alan?

Dave

seven006

Paula,

In reading the silent lamb party threads I saw that you have a sister. Do you mean to say that there are two of you out there? Which one of you is older? Which one of you is the best looking? (I love to watch sisters fight). Seriously, is this a joke or what?

BTW: how did it feel sitting on Alan's lap? He didn't pull that old "whoops, sorry, my hand slipped" stuff again did he? I taught him that ya know.

Dave

Xena

Always had you pegged as a bit "stuffy" LT..guess I was right huh???? Want me to help you cut loose sometime????

AlanF

Oh, that Nathan. Yeah, I'm a little fuzzy today. Had to finish off a keg of Fat Tire beer last night that was left over from our party Saturday. I'll wake up the real Alan later today.

Julie doesn't know who the big P. is either. Are you messing with my mind again?

Little Julie is eager to meet Abe, BTW. Thinks he's cute.

Hello Paula, you big hussy. You got me in a lot of trouble with those dumb pictures, you know.

No Dave, my hand didn't slip. It only slips when you sit on my lap, just like you taught me.

AlanF

noidea

Alan..

Me a Hussy?? I'm so hurt...and you poor thing you did look miserable

Dave...
Yes, I do have a sister and she post on the board as "myself"
We have too much fun to fight..*nice try.
and as far as Alan's hand..no that wasn't what I felt.
If you want to see a pic of my sis (she is just a few years older)..Ven posted a few more pics on a new thread and there is one of both of us on Alans lap.

he he Alan..now you're really going to be in trouble.

~~~Noi~~~
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BeautifulGarbage

"You're not so much loony as carefully spontaneous. Occasionally crazy, but usually sane, you're not very nutty at all."

I suppose this is a nice way of saying I'm a complete bore!

Andee

seven006

Alan,

The big P isn't a person, Jesus Alan, shake out the damn cob webs! Nathan's girlfriend Chris is pregnant. I'm going to be a grandfather before you are. It's not right, you are decades older than I am. Nathan and Chris have been together for five years. I'm shocked it didn't happened a long time ago.

23 and he's going to be a dad. Like father like son I guess. No wonder I can't pass the loony test. I skipped loony and went straight to crazy a long time ago. The best thing about it is his mom is going to be a grand mother. Maybe that will put a damper on her dating guys in their late 20's.

I think I am going to start doing drugs again. Life was a lot easier back then. Smoking pot rolled in the paper from bible pages seemed to make so much sense.
I think I'm starting to have a bad day. What was that you drank last night?

Dave

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