Intelligent design my ass

by Doltologist 40 Replies latest jw experiences

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  cantleave

  Vidiot2 hours ago

  God made this

  Nah man - This is a result of f*cked-up selective breeding ...................

  
  
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  Doltologist

  StarTrekAngel

  What I think we can conclude for sure is that, wether God or evolution are the catalyst for the creation of man, the location of your butt-hole is not definite evidence of either one and neither is DNA.

  God either created the universe and all that it contains, just as the babble tells us, or he started the wheels in motion.

  Regardless, we aren't talking about the guy down the road who works for a local builder and who knocked up a conservatory for his wife in his spare time. We are talking about god. The entity that built the universe or caused the universe to be built in 6 days.

  If the god entity is able to create a whole universe in 6 days or set the wheels in motion that achieved it, then I would have expected him not to have built a pleasure beach next to the sewage works and I would have expected him to have made a better job of the pharynx and DNA and lots of other stuff associated with the human body. Even if he just set the wheels in motion, he ought to have been smart enough to know what those wheels would have created. To state otherwise is just simply illogical.

  My feeling is that one can determine the existence of god based on the location of the but hole and DNA alone for they smack most definitely of evolution rather than of intelligent design because, quite frankly, there's nothing remotely intelligent about the location of the butt hole and DNA. They are functional, just. They do what is intended of them, just, but they also do things which they aren't supposed to do and that's exactly the kind of thing that one would expect from evolution.

  The reason why religtards point to universe and biological entities and claim that they are god's work and god's creation is because they know naff all about science. They know nothing of the evolutionary processes and even less about statistical probability. If they did, they wouldn't believe the shyte that their elders pour down their throats and consequently not believe that god created the universe 6,000 years ago in 6 days.
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  Spectre

  External testicles. Who was the idiot that thought that would be a good idea?
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  Doltologist

  Spectre

  External testicles. Who was the idiot that thought that would be a good idea?

  External testicles was god's idea and it must be the right idea because god came up with it because he created man (in his own image). So there.

  It's another classic case of evolution in action. It works, well kinda, but it ain't pretty.
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  LisaRose

  Why do we have redundant DNA? The coding is there, but it's not functional. In evolutionary terms it's an advantage, as some of it might be be useful at some point, but if we we designed to be perfect, why the junk DNA?
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  stuckinarut2

  LisaRose

  Why do we have redundant DNA? The coding is there, but it's not functional. In evolutionary terms it's an advantage, as some of it might be be useful at some point, but if we we designed to be perfect, why the junk DNA?

  Now, you KNOW how a witness would answer this? "oh its there so that when we are brought back to perfection in the new world paradise, that DNA will serve a valuable function of some sort..."
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  Doltologist

  LisaRose

  Why do we have redundant DNA? The coding is there, but it's not functional. In evolutionary terms it's an advantage, as some of it might be be useful at some point, but if we we designed to be perfect, why the junk DNA?

  Evolution ====> Functional

  Design ======> Perfection
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  Doltologist

  Stuckinarut2

  Now, you KNOW how a witness would answer this? "oh its there so that when we are brought back to perfection in the new world paradise, that DNA will serve a valuable function of some sort..."

  So even when I've died, the evil Jovies are gonna wake me up to torment me some more? Is there no justice in this world, ffs?
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  StarTrekAngel

  I would want you think about again why you do want your testicles to be outside, the next time you are with a wild girl. May be JWs would never be able to explain that one.
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  Doltologist

  STA

  I would want you think about again why you do want your testicles to be outside, the next time you are with a wild girl. May be JWs would never be able to explain that one.

  ... And I would want you to think about it again the next time you are playing football.