by teenyuck 18 Replies latest jw friends
You know, Puff, no matter how hard they try they will never be able to insure that someone on that cruise is not an apostate. Some of us are "Closet Apostates", and even though we walk a fine line in the congregation, we could still qualify to be on that cruise.
A word here to someone, a wink there. I might go and recruit some of those fine upstanding witnesses to the "dark side"!
NOT!
Good work, LDH! Wouldn't it be great if there were several -- no, make that dozens -- of "apostates" onboard, just coincidentally!
Hhhhmmm.... the wife and I were talkig about a cruise... The simple comedic value alone would make this a trip worth taking:
"Your a Witness? What a coincidence!!!!! I happen to run a website about Jehovah's Witnesses! Say, we have a lot to talk about... if you can stay sober long enough, brother!
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LOL @ all of you!!
Get them drunk, seduce them and leave them with copies of CoC!! (make sure you bring your digital camera)
And I thought all they did was take bus rides to Brooklyn!
I have always wanted to on a cruise..and think of all the laps I could sit on.
Ummm..If there is an Apostafest group going, I think only the ones that are not in good standing should go... so that pretty much includes everyone....Where do I sign up ??
~~~Noi~~~
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Member of the: I have ~No-Idea~ class.
ohhh man too bad I have to work that week!!!!
If it was the last week in Dec then I could go, dang just my luck, and I was already praciticing my Kingdum Melodies I just can't win!
You know it would be fun to blitz that cruise with silentlambs flyers and all kinds of apostate pamplets haha just leave them in the laundry room or library and the Dr's office hahah!!!! and we could wear exjw tshirts ohhh the ideas hahaha!!!
Ven
Just remember what happened to the titanic.
WOW It's a wide open world,use your
own thoughts.
I guarantee you there will be some wholesome and wholehearted games of Hide The Weenie going on during that cruise. Young people doing what comes natural. Good for them.
Francois
We should all go dressed as smurfs.
Sound like a hoot!
