JW Dating Service :) (page 2)

crawdad2

ya,
elders like juicy details.
they are usually not happily married, and sex starved.
when they go to a commitee meeting where a beautiful young girl is accusing a brother of "rape"........ they get carried away, cause they get a hard on, ........ then they sorta keep questioning the victim, you know,... to make sure they get every single detail that happened...

D8TA

Legend (in their own mind) said:

You do understand that Dating leads to "Fornication" about 70% of the time With Humans.....

Yep, now I "understand".....so, who want's to go out on a date? Anybody? Anybody? I'm married, but stil, Anybody?

D8TA v2.0

airwlk149

oh my god
i can't believe they actually have a website for that.
they sound like a bunch of losers, "i love jehovah...."
what a load of shit.
katie

Valis

http://www.jwmatch.com/tour2.php

Let the 'Servant' do the job! Abraham sent out his servant to find a wife for his son Isaac (Genesis 24). You'll have your own servant! Receive FREE email notifications about new Members matching your interest!

Is that not loco or what? Equating an email notification program w/a faithful servant.....sounds like electronic apostacy to me!....ghost in the machine...hillarious flummery!

Sincerely,

District Overbeer

D8TA

CLOSE...but:

http://www.jwmatch.com/profile.php?1022951925J14742

{Brackets are mine}

Hi! My name is cookiemonster{uh-huh}.
I am a 18 years young sister.{so far so good}
I live in new orleans, Louisiana.{CAJUN CHICK WOOOT!}
I'm looking for a partner all over the world!(Yes, but is she looking 4 a "worldly" partner?}
A little about me: I serve as Publisher.{there's still hope, keep talking...}
My family status is never married.{Getting better}
My ethnic background is white (caucasian) .Children? No kids . Want children? Not yet .My look? Height: 5'6" - (168cm) , Build: average .
My friends say I look attractive. My occupation is: cafe worker.
I speak English.
My last activity on the system was on 6-1-2002 EST. (mm-dd-yyyy) {okay, so far so good....}

More about me:
ok to describe me, i look like sandra bullock(im on the left) or thats what i have been told.{Woops, Witnesses tend to lie} I like to do anything to past time,{"anything"? hmmmm} i watch/play football,{yes, an athlete! My kinda girl} camping,{scoring points} i cant cook{hey neither can I, no biggie} but i love to eat.{so do I *wink *wink} Im an easy going girl and MAN OH MAN i love cars.{Oh my god! Me too!} Corvettes mostly.{Would you mind a person with a JEEP 4x} I want to travel the world,{I can take her places that I've been too} i want to pioneer,{oh oh, it's going down hill} makes life very enjoyable.{may day, may day!} and thats me...

This is what I'm looking for:
someone funny and easy going.{wheew, starting to pull up out of a dive, scarey} A skater i suppose.{Ice Skater? Oh oh} someone who likes to just live life for what it is.{There's hope yet! She just might be the "one"} I need someone to be themself.{Looking good, looking good, keep going...} and a definite lover of jehovah.{Ah shit! Crash and burn man! Crash and burn!} message me, cause i cant seem to message yall.

Ah well...

D8TA v2.0

Panda

I checked out this site AND

Oh My God Oh ****belly laugh belly laugh*** I'm showing this to my husband an ex elder in the AM, He won't believe it. Years ago a bunch of dubs got into trouble for advertising in Mother Earth News. Now we have a full fledged Borg site...this is too good.

Lets see I'm 47 so I'll look for a 24 yr old guy who loves Jehovah, has never had sex and is willing to do anything for me. Because of his age I will support him while he pioneers with all those young women all day long. He will get so sick and tired of whining children that he'll be glad I don't want any.I hope he can cook and that his Mom and I will become good buddies. We'll boss him around and send him to the store for us. HEY THIS COULD WORK for some jw woman.

DanielHaase

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh God, I hope the end of the world is coming; in the words of Tool, "I certainly could use a vacation from this..."
SWM in search of SWF. Must love Jehovah, have home-schooled, and owning a '86 Ford Escort hatchback a plus (4-door of course!). I am 24 and desire to have some serious relations in the missionary position quite often after a 2 month courtship and marriage. I have a secure job working for a local elder's carpet cleaning service and get at least 16 hours of work a week. I'm all man and have a solid 5th grade education. So bring it on. Must be willing to relocate(to serve where the need is great).

dustrabbit

More proof that the JWs are socially inept. If you really need a dating service within your religion...
Oh, hey! I got an idea (which is always a dangerous thing)! Why not join up and correct a few gal tottering on the egde. Yes, I shall save a few from the clutches of the GB! The end justifies the means, right?

the dustrabbit

To do list:
1.Still waiting to goose the Organization.

dustrabbit

Hey, did ya notice that if you try to register, they're a little tricky. You have to input the songs to be sung at the Kingdom ministry meeting (which is listed in the kingdom ministry magazine). Oh well, my ruse has been foiled.
the dustrabbit

To do list:
1.Still waiting to goose the Organization.

Fatal Error

What day do you need the number for?

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