I measured mine - 9 inches !

by Simon 43 Replies latest jw friends

  • zanex
    zanex

    yep 9 inches here too! and my co workers gave me the oddest looks when I whipped off my shirt and put a measuring tape between my nipples..LOL. its gonna be a LONG day.

    "pop another pill, it will all become clearer...TRUST ME"

    -Z-

  • Mister Biggs
    Mister Biggs

    I think my name says it all!

  • Mister Biggs
    Mister Biggs

    My fault...
    I didn't realize you were talking about areolas!!!
    LOL!

  • dmouse
    dmouse

    Mine's 6 inches but I don't use it as a rule.

    oh!, nipples eh... yep, nine inches.

  • JeffT
    JeffT

    8 1/2 inches. Of course I guess something has to be smaller than average.

  • LDH
    LDH

    LOL @ Zanex and Biggs....

    Simon, would you admit it if yours was smaller that 9"?

    The entire Condom industry is built on men's overactive imagination, by the way.

    Notice how they are all named "Magnum" etc etc. Could you see some poor sop asking for "Petite?" LOL.

    Lisa

  • RedhorseWoman
    RedhorseWoman

    Lisa, why would anyone want to put a condom on their chest? Inquiring minds want to know. (hehehehe)

  • zanex
    zanex

    red: u obviously aint heard of the "full body condom" LOL a buddy of mine bought one a fw years ago as a joke..damn thing must have been like 6 feet long when it was all rolled out. Its use? LOl I dont know what it is SUPPOSED to be used for but we filled it with mashed potatoes and left it in a friends car as a joke. only problem was that it was a hot day those taters didnt keep as well as we thot they wud LOL! I still crack up thinkin bout it.

    "pop another pill, it will all become clearer...TRUST ME"

    -Z-

  • LDH
    LDH

    O Lord, Zanex, that it a RIOT!!!!

    Funky spoiled food trapped in a car in the Fresno heat......

    What a great idea!

    Lisa

  • zanex
    zanex

    it wasnt in fresno actually but..damn can u imagine doin that in this FRESNO heat? good god no...LOL. Maybe its time to dip back into my grab bag of practical jokes...its been a while...

    "pop another pill, it will all become clearer...TRUST ME"

    -Z-

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