SAFARI SUZI!!!! I"M SORRY!! I LOVE YOU!!!

by JamesG 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • JamesG
    JamesG

    YOU know who you are,

    My friend, who brought me joy, who wanted to bake me cookies, and wipe my tears, the one who wanted to kick my ass in heaven if I ever did something stupid.

    You are, a light that lit up my darkness, and my nuts in my candy bar. You are the filling in my donut, and my cracker jack prize.

    Why did you say goodbye to me like you did?? I love you, A Guppy love. Now my heart is broken and I am crying as I write this.

    Write me a goodbye I can cherish with good feelings.

    Write me and say you will never forget me,

    Because I will never forget you. I hope you are well, I am worried about you so much.

    I haven't even got to hear your beautiful voice? Is it beautiful?? And you never got to hear mine. So lets not end this, this way.

    You said I brought joy to your life with my goofy e-mails. I love you woman, can't you take me ice skating on the rideau canal with me?? And how about our drive in Thunder Bay? Eh????

    I guess your cat will wear the crown instead of me. I MISS YOU!! I CANT SLEEP!! FORGIVE ME!!!!!

    SAY GOODBYE WITH LOVE if you must!!

    My sweets,

    Love,

    Mark James

  • Naeblis
    Naeblis

    You're an idiot.

  • Reborn2002
    Reborn2002

    My sentiments exactly Naeb.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Hey Naeblis,Man you should write greeting cards..(LOL)...OUTLAW

  • JamesG
    JamesG

    Gee, thanks guys, I was only trying to apologize and touch her heart.

    Haven't you guys ever been in love before? Chill.

    Maybe I should be a priest or monk.

    I am depressed, so I had to make a post about my heart, cause its broken, crushed, ripped out of my ribcage.

    Umm, maybe I should just get drunk.

    Did you like my postings on the Smurf that walked out of the Kingdom Hall?? Thanks for all your great posts.

    Now I know the Possessed smurf is a true story, and I can finaly rest in peace,

    James

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    You can`t die just yet!The smurfs need your eye balls for martini`s..LOL...OUTLAW

  • JamesG
    JamesG

    Yummm.. I have a pair of stunning green eyes, brown hair, 5'9 well built, goodlooking guy. Nice smile,

    do you guys have a lonely, lovely single sister?

    Ummm, any nice ladies interested?? my e-mail is OPEN< especially to SOMEONE IN PARTICULAR!

    I was going to say "YOU KNOW" but remember that was the nick name of a poster, a man. so didn't want any confusion.

    James

  • DakotaRed
    DakotaRed

    Me thinks maybe a future post mentioning "swallowing" is in the works?????

    Why do I get the impression we have seen this idiot recently removed?

    It's no wonder Santa is so jolly. He knows where all the bad girls live.

  • dungbeetle
    dungbeetle

    'James G', anything like 'Henry P'....

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    LOL Dungbeetle,your probably right...OUTLAW

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