tha birds and tha beez - ADULT content

by bonovox 15 Replies latest social relationships

  • bonovox
    bonovox

    OK, lets see if I can do this without getting carried away...LOL...

    Allow me to pose a hypothetical situation:

    You have known John and Jane for a couple of years now, and so far they appear to be the perfectly happy 'normal' married couple. They seem totally into each other and when in public usually can't keep their hands off each other.

    One night they invite you and your wife or husband over to dinner, and you accept, having entertained them and been entertained by them on a number of occasions before. The dinner is great, lively chit chat all round, but you can't help noticing that when Jane looks at you she has a particularly sexy flash in her eyes (whether you are male or female is irrelevant, I suppose it could go either way). John on the other hand just seems to be comfortably digging the little eye games Jane is playing. Then the party moves into more comfortable surroundings like the living room. What happens next is not exactly what you had expected:

    "Why don't you show them the video you took of us in Bermuda last year honey?" says Jane.

    "Sounds cool" you say, always in the mood for seeing other places, especially warm ones!

    As John hunts for the remote, Jane says "we were just looking at it last nite, it reminds us of so many good memories...hey John just hit play, I think I left it in the VCR".

    John presses play, but instead of warm sandy beaches and palm trees, the TV screen is illuminated with the images of John and Jane gettin down and dirty, starring in a home movie of a decidely different nature.

    You squirm nervously, searching for something to say, but Jane beats you to the punch. "Oh John, you naughty boy, were you watching that again? You know how that turns me on" and proceeds to plant a very long and tantalizingly intimate open mouth kiss on her hubby.

    You laughingly say something to the standard effect of 'hey you two lovebirds, get a room why dontcha!"

    Then they turn to you and say 'oh come on, its harmless', and then Jane says 'you know we have been so turned on by you two ever since we met you, and we've been just dying for the right time and way to somehow tell you how much we want to get kinky with you' and then proceed to describe the fantasies they've been having about 'swinging' with you and your husband or wife.

    So what do you do?

    Do you:

    a. recoil in complete horror, stammering some excuse about the sitter needing to be home early and beat a hasty retreat for the door

    b. pretend to recoil in complete horror, not wanting to reveal that you two have also had similar fleeting thoughts (but maybe you have mutual friends or something and would never want anyone to have something on you they could 'hold over' you) and leave, but on the way home wish you'd stayed

    c. stay and get it on with them

    d. something else (please specify)

    Sooo...what would ya do?

  • funkyderek
    funkyderek

    d. I have a threesome with Jane and my wife, John watches TV or reads a book or something

  • ShaunaC
    ShaunaC

    I absolutely agree that you have to talk this over with your mate first. If you've never discussed the idea and this scenerio happens (happened) I would kindly thank them for their offer but that you need to discuss this first with your mate. Most couples that I've come across are very understanding. No one wants to break up marriages/relationships.

    I've been in circumstances where we went home with a couple but I have no intention of playing with the man. I already have my man and am only interested in the woman. Just a few weeks ago this happened. The hot little thang encouraged me to play with her man, I nicely said no and continued to have my fun with her. Since her guy wasn't allowed to even touch me, Nick did not get involved with her. There was no problem. The guys watched us play and then we each went to our own men to finish the deal.

    What I'm trying to get across is...first speak to your mate and set ground rules. And be prepared for those rules to bend depending on the situation and the feeling of the woman at that particular time.

    Other than that...HAVE FUN!!!

    Shauna

  • StinkyPantz
    StinkyPantz

    I'd say C (if they were attractive) but the woman is not allowed to touch me, I'm not like that. But keep in mind that your wife will often picture you with this other woman. And it might make her jaelous after the fact. Marriages have been ruined by this very thing.

    So was this really hypothetical or did it happen to you? Or are you planning to do this to another couple? And are you cute? Is your wife cute? What are you wearing right now. . . . .

    Edited by - StinkyPantz on 11 June 2002 15:50:24

  • Mozzer4Life
    Mozzer4Life

    Well, I would have to choose A.....I wouldn't do it, and I hope that my loved one wouldn't want to either. Sounds like a Pandor's Box to me. Relationships are hard enough, I see no need to complicate them anymore. Sure, having sex with a lot of people is fun...but when you're married or involved in a serious relationship, why would you want to have sex with anyone else....try telling your partner you're not completely satisfied with them. But, if your partner says the same thing, go for it....then, when your ready, find someone who totally rocks your world.

    Neil

  • plmkrzy
    plmkrzy

    <div class=quote>I am a current divorcee because I let others into my marrage. I won't make that mistake again.</div>

    <div class=quote>Love is too prescous to be playing games with.</div>

    Ditto's several times.
    Pandora is smart and so am I<img src='/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif' align=middle>

    You have no idea whats down the road for you as a couple and there is no erasing it. SO before you go jumoing into it think carefully about what your doing and why you want to.
    If you still want to then do it but don't be a crybaby about it later if you start having problems you were not anticipating.

    Edited by - plmkrzy on 12 June 2002 4:14:37

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    B - I don't think I could handle the sight of my bf/husband with another woman.

    I have been asked to be in a threesome a couple of times (by the same guys) but I haven't reached that stage of adventurousness yet.

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    I said it would be ok if they were lesbians, but remember I am single anyway.

    Any lesbians out there?

  • TheContagion
    TheContagion

    Marriage is about trust. Cheating is breaking that trust.

    As for STDs i would strongly discourage running around with your partner srew'n everything that fit.

    Puff why would swinging be anymore dangerous then being single? I wouldn't want to swing with people i didn't already know well. Plus if me or my partner wanted to swing ALL the time i would start to think that there was something wrong. Personally i think it would be great to have a couple friends to swing with once'n a while..........................Ok i'm back now what was i saying?

  • zanex
    zanex

    carpe diem...the answer is c...(chuckle)

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