Man's Buttocks Cut Off In Attack!!!

obiwan

So how does he tell someone now to kiss his butt?
Derrick

Those of you who make light of this terrible crime are sick.
Derrick
obiwan

If you did'nt notice this is the humor section,but thanks for playing.
FriendlyFellaAL

The fact that something like this is allowed to happen can only be classified as a dis-ass-ter! LOL!
Brian
Hmmm

Mr Outlaw was apparently hitting on another female at the bar. When confronted by the defendant, she reportedly said, "I didn't know he was seeing anyone. You can HAVE his ass."
Hmmm
terafera

He should be happy she got only his backside!
Yerusalyim

No one said it yet? Ok, I will!
She was just getting a piece of ass.
HA!
2SYN

Oh God, Yeru! <ROLLS EYES> LOL!
This is still pretty sick, tho. Why didn't he fight back?
WildHorses

hmmm, I guess this makes him half assed. Sorry, couldn't help myself
Yerusalyim

She had a hankering for some Rump Roast?