Ever been on a "snipe hunt"?

by kairos 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • kairos
    kairos

    Of course you have!

    If you are a JW, that is.

    "There's the Kingdom over there!!"
    "Armageddon is near"
    "We're in the last of the Last Days"
    "We will have three day conventions next year... Jehovah willing"
    "The work is speeding up"
    "It's an invisible presence"



    Snipe Hunt

  • NewYork44M
    NewYork44M

    Yup. Guilty as charged.

    So, what happens at the end of a Snipe hunt? In my experience, everyone laughs and points to you as being such a fool.

    My goal is to get the last laugh. Remember that living a successful life is the greatest revenge.

  • zeb
    zeb
    In Australia we have Hoop- Snakes that put their tail in their mouth become a hoop and chase you! .. yeah right.
  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2
    Huh? I don't get it Zeb??
  • JeffT
    JeffT
    Where I went to college it was "Side-hill Dodgers" but the idea is all the same. And yes, it always ended with beers and laughing. Upon thinking about it, it usually began with beers, too.
  • The Searcher
    The Searcher

    Yup - Haggis in Scotland have three legs - two longer ones at the rear and a short one at the front.

    This way, they stay level as they run up the Scottish hills & mountains! :)

  • flipper
    flipper

    Good thread Kairos. Funny stuff . I actually WAS duped on a real snipe hunt when I was in my early 20's on a hiking trip in the woods with JW pioneers years ago who I pioneered with. It was pretty embarrassing. But hey, I don't take myself too seriously so I don't mind being the butt of a joke sometimes. LOL !

    But I ended the WT or JW snipe hunt when I exited the organization back in 2003. Not going to be duped anymore by religious snipe hunts ! Peace out, Mr. Flipper

  • leaving_quietly
    leaving_quietly
    Like telling high school freshmen, "The pool's on the third floor" when there is no pool and no third floor. That one never gets old!
  • JakeM2012
    JakeM2012
    A 135 year Snipe Hunt. Wow.
  • zeb
    zeb

    Hoop snake; The snake puts its tail in its mouth flexes itself into a hoop and rolls along chasing you they are very fast down hill.

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