Ok, I'm pretty much gonna be online all day, since I can do nothing else but sit here in my underwear, touch nothing, and curse the sun. Damn Texas sun! Damn You! OWWWWWW. Damning takes to much movement. I'll have to settle for strong indignation.
Does anybody have a tube of that cool gel you're supposed to put on sunburns? Just squirt some through the computer on me, cause I can't get up to walk across the room without pain, so I'm sure not going to the store to buy some.
OWWWWWW. If only the Elders in my old hall knew. All they'd have to do is come over and tap me on the shoulder to exact their revenge!