Ten things that should never have happened :
1) Mrs Rutherfords pregnancy.
2) Elton Johns head.
3) Chinese drivers.
4) The Shriven Tit.
5) Italians on Prozak.
6) Bobby Dylans Hair
8) Shiraz - Yucch! - (sorry Ozzie)
9) Disco Music
10) Honkies In The Hood
11) This post.
Feel free to add your own.