10 Things That Should Never Have Happened

by hillary_step 21 Replies latest social humour

  • hillary_step
    hillary_step

    Ten things that should never have happened :

    1) Mrs Rutherfords pregnancy.

    2) Elton Johns head.

    3) Chinese drivers.

    4) The Shriven Tit.

    5) Italians on Prozak.

    6) Bobby Dylans Hair

    8) Shiraz - Yucch! - (sorry Ozzie)

    9) Disco Music

    10) Honkies In The Hood

    11) This post.

    Feel free to add your own.

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    12) the end-of-the-evening-dance that is all the rage in the ghettos of Nepal, the "Hillary Schtupf".

    Edited by - SixofNine on 18 June 2002 23:44:10

  • simplesally
    simplesally

    13) My baptism into JW's.

  • blondie
    blondie

    #9--I actually sort of like disco music (and dancing)

  • Reborn2002
    Reborn2002

    12) YouKnow's birth.

    13) FredHall having access to the Internet.

    14) George W Bush being elected.

    15) Country Music.

    16) Charles Russell formulating the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society, with its group, the International Bible Students, who would later be known as Jehovah's Witnesses.

    Edited by - Reborn2002 on 18 June 2002 23:26:22

  • LDH
    LDH

    4) The Shriven Tit.

    LMAO, at first glance I thought this said, "The Shriveled Tit."

    Just goes to show, apostate minds are in the gutter.

    Lisa

    (PS. What the hell is a shriven tit? I think the word Shriven in Hindu in Origin, something about their god?!?!?)

    Edited by - LDH on 18 June 2002 23:30:50

  • Reborn2002
    Reborn2002

    LMAO at LDH

    shriveled tit

    Well in that case we know they are not talking about you.

    Can anyone say...

    Perky?

  • LDH
    LDH

    LOL @ Reborn.

    Well Babe, if ya got 'em flaunt 'em is what I say.

    Lisa

  • Reborn2002
    Reborn2002

    <drool>

    LDH you are SUCH a TEASE!

    I swear....... the only woman on JW.com that makes me drool.

    Edited by - Reborn2002 on 18 June 2002 23:44:41

    Edited by - Reborn2002 on 18 June 2002 23:46:0

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Hillary,

    : Disco Music

    I could never be a serial killer due to my bad experiences and life as a JW. But if I ever, and I mean EVER hear another Bee-Jees song, call in the Medics! Stat!

    Farkel

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