1. "Arnold got arrested, you know? But he got lucky. At first, they charged him with attempted murder. Then they plea-bargained that down to assualt with a deadly weapon. Then they plea-bargained that down to being an Indian in the twentieth century. He got two years in Walla Walla."
2."Yes, this is not life, Will. This is a stolen season."
3. "I once travel with a guide, who was taking me to Faya. He didn't speak for nine hours. At the end of it he pointed at the horizon and said, "Faya!" That was a good day.
4.
A: "The sad thing is, in about fifty years you might start doin' some thinkin' on your own and by the you'll realize there are two certianties in life."
b: "Yeah? What're those?"
A: "One, don't do that. Two, you dropped a hundred and fifty grand on an education that you coulda picked up for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library."