Chinese Astrology - What Animal Are You?

by MissyMoesGhost 43 Replies latest jw friends

  • closer2fine
    closer2fine

    PERSONALITY PROFILE: Intellectual, trusting and generous -- not greedy! The Chinese have always cherished the Pig (another "wealth animal"), because having lots of pigs on a farm means good eating.

    • POINTS OF PRIDE: The most forgiving of all animals, Pigs rarely carry a grudge. Because you're so approachable and kindhearted, people know they can run to you when they're in need or in trouble.
    • WEAK SIDE: You can be naive and tactless. Pigs believe almost anything you tell them -- especially flattery.
    • LOVE MATCH: Rabbit or Sheep.

  • zev
    zev


    PERSONALITY PROFILE: Calm, methodical and inflexible. You don't like to be told what to do. And because you're so security-minded, you're unlikely to let gains slip away.
    • POINTS OF PRIDE: You seldom rush into things impulsively. When you do resolve to get out of a situation, you take decisive action.
    • WEAK SIDE: Because routines are important to you, getting stuck in a rut is a real danger. Stoic and quiet, you tend neither to complain nor to explain -- which may lead to misunderstandings.
    • LOVE MATCH: Snake, Rooster or Rat.
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  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    Looked mine up, I am a horse. That is cool , I always said if I could be any animal it would be a wild horse. Wild as in free.

  • slipnslidemaster
    slipnslidemaster

    PERSONALITY PROFILE: Intellectual, trusting and generous -- not greedy! The Chinese have always cherished the Pig (another "wealth animal"), because having lots of pigs on a farm means good eating.

    • POINTS OF PRIDE: The most forgiving of all animals, Pigs rarely carry a grudge. Because you're so approachable and kindhearted, people know they can run to you when they're in need or in trouble.
    • WEAK SIDE: You can be naive and tactless. Pigs believe almost anything you tell them -- especially flattery.
    • LOVE MATCH: Rabbit or Sheep.

    Not even close. I'm intellectual and generous, however I'm a Scorp all the way. Right Moe?

  • MrMoe 2
    MrMoe 2

    HEY SLIPPY -- YOU ARE A PIG -- Bet that is not the first time you have heard those words, huh?

    LMFAO

    Moe

  • slipnslidemaster
    slipnslidemaster

    I'm a dog!!! Dammit!

  • MrMoe 2
    MrMoe 2

    NO YOU ARE NOT YOU ARE A PIG

    Wait, um - er - that did not come out right...

    Oh and YEAH -- SLIPPY IS A SCORPIO ALL THE WAY *hint hint* Of course those of you who do not know astrology would not know that Scoprios are SUPPOSEDLY great in bed...

    Personally, I think Aquarius is amazing in bed... but then again who am I to judge

    Edited by - MrMoe 2 on 20 June 2002 16:55:4

  • joeshmoe
    joeshmoe

    Aquarius Joe says:

    yes, I sleep quite well, thank you.

  • D8TA
    D8TA

    I'm a pig....I'm never eating Chinese food again.

    D8TA

  • VeniceIT
    VeniceIT

    well being an Aquarius as well I'll agree with you there Moe

    I'm a snake as well!!!! SSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    Ven

    Edited by - VeniceIT on 20 June 2002 17:37:33

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