List of all the credentials of the Governing Body

Watchtower-Free
punkofnice

Paedophile lovers
Gluttons
Self Serving
Liars
Lovers of money
Lovers of power
WANKERS!
Oubliette

Well, at least in Stephen Lett's case, it must be important to talk like a big-mouthed frog.
millie210

Able to wear a pinkie ring.
LoveUniHateExams

They brush their own teeth every day
Vidiot

Even before I'd read the OP, my first thought was "short list".
cappytan

Amazing OP!
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
stuckinarut2

Self referential narcissism....
Finkelstein

Grade 10 and academic knowledge of the organization's forwarding indoctrination procedures and marketing.
Yes thats all it takes and a person can become an executive directer of a world wide billion dollar religious publishing house.
Oogie

Closeted homosexuality...