Love on the rocks.

TruckerGB

It hurts your bum!.
Englishman

You rotten sod, that's the last time I discuss posting material with you in the pub.
I really can't believe you did that, hope your Yamaha dies in a cloud of smelly engine oil.
Gasp.
Englishman.
TruckerGB

Told you I'd beat you to it.
Valis

Its all good till someone's crag pokes an eye out...
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
SpiceItUp

owwwwww
My Eye!!!!!!!!!
Englishman

Valis,
Yeah, well I was sat in the pub with this Trucker character discussing the "Barron Knights" parody of Neil Diamonds "Love on the rocks", then he nicked my post!!!
I always thought that it was Kris Kristofferson who claimed that the devil stole his song.
Englishman
TruckerGB

Nicked your post!,
I said I was going to put it on and you said,'go for it',
sniff.
Xander

{sits back in horror}
I *SO* don't understand british people...
{shakes head sadly}
At least tell me you didn't have warm beer. I here you people go for that kind of thing over there....
ISP

.....aint no surprise. Pour me a drink.......
ISP
Englishman

Yes, but he could have bought me a pint first!
TruckerGB, it's raw octopus for you at me barbie.
Englishman.