Adult Education - Classes for men at our local high school - sign up by May 30.
Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.
Topic 1 - HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS - step by step, with slide presentation.
Topic 2 - THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? - round table discussion.
Topic 3 - IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB? - Group practice
Topic 4 - FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR - pictures and explanatory graphics
Topic 5 - THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER? - examples on video.
Topic 6 - LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER - helpline support and support groups
Topic 7 - LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN - open forum.
Topic 8 - HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH - graphics and audio tape
Topic 9 - REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST - real-life testimonials
Topic 10 - IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? - driving simulation
Topic 11 - HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION - relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
Topic 12 - HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY - remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late - cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered
UPON COMPLETION OF THE COURSE DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE SURVIVOR.