Adult Education Classes for Men

by Scully 11 Replies latest social humour

  • Scully
    Scully

    Adult Education - Classes for men at our local high school - sign up by May 30.

    Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.

    Topic 1 - HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS - step by step, with slide presentation.

    Topic 2 - THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? - round table discussion.

    Topic 3 - IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB? - Group practice

    Topic 4 - FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR - pictures and explanatory graphics

    Topic 5 - THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER? - examples on video.

    Topic 6 - LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER - helpline support and support groups

    Topic 7 - LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN - open forum.

    Topic 8 - HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH - graphics and audio tape

    Topic 9 - REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST - real-life testimonials

    Topic 10 - IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? - driving simulation

    Topic 11 - HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION - relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

    Topic 12 - HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY - remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late - cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered

    UPON COMPLETION OF THE COURSE DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE SURVIVOR.

  • zev
    zev

    i resent the implications.

    i dont fall into any of those "classes".

    but i can appreciate the humour in it scully

  • zev
    zev

    TOPIC 13: HOW TO FIND YOUR KEYS, BELT AND SHOES IN THE MORNING.

    now, that one, i need help with

  • obiwan
    obiwan

    Now if there was a class on how to tune out the wife I'd be there!

  • somebody
    somebody

    Thanks for the laughs,scully

    lol@obiwan

    have you ever heard that line from the Elton John song " Someone Saved My Life Tonight"?

    If not, it goes....

    ~~One more beer, and I don't hear you anymore.~~

    That's what I do when I try to tune myself out. I must say that it doesn't always work though. Somtimes I just get louder.

    peace,

    somebody.... 14. HOW TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT AND TURN IT RIGHT SIDE IN SO THAT WHEN IT COMES OUT OF THE DRYER, IT CAN BE HUNG AS IS.

  • teenyuck
    teenyuck

    Those are sooo funny!! I sent them to all my female friends and the response was overwhelming...they want to know where, how much and how soon!!

  • Valis
    Valis

    how about one for women..

    HOW NOT TO BRING UP A THREAD THAT WAS AN IDENTICAL POST SEVERAL DAYS AGO 101

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

    Edited by - Valis on 21 June 2002 17:40:19

  • somebody
    somebody
    how about one for women..

    HOW NOT TO BRING UP A THREAD THAT WAS AN IDENTICAL POST SEVERAL DAYS AGO 101

    Looks like ya got us, eh?

    Some of us don't have the chance, or time to keep up with threads from day to day. Gee wiz, what can we women ever do to repay you, Valis?

    peace,

    somebody

  • obiwan
    obiwan

    And the battle of the sexes begins!

  • Valis
    Valis

    somebody...do you really want to know? eheheh let me counts the ways...

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

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