Seriously though, what SHOULD one say to a sister who suddenly appears with big boobs?
Isn't the correct answer...Nothing?
Jehovah's Witnesses and Plastic Surgery?
by John Aquila 28 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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brandnew
My man.....dont panic.....and mind your own buisness...
I have found ...that if one keeps to himself......people wont fuckin meddle in your buisness.......just sayin...
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Magnum
brandnew, I haven't found that to be the case. People, including JWs (in fact, mostly JWs), have always meddled in my business even when I stayed completely out of theirs. -
brandnew
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GrreatTeacher
I don't know why this has struck a nerve with me, but what COULD the elders say? Put the shoe on the other foot (gender) and maybe you'll feel the inapropriateness.
" So, Brother Bulgy, I notice you are more sizeable than before. You know Jehovah is made sad by penile enhancements. He would prefer you keep the modest package he gave you.
"Oh, I see. You're just wearing a new pair of Wonderpants? Oh, sorry, no problem then. Carry on."
Oh yeah, and imagine this counsel being given by a sister...
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stuckinarut2
How do they reconcile 1 Timothy 2:9 with those decisions?
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DJS
Plastic surgery is no one's business but the person getting it, and perhaps a mate or parent if they are paying for it. So that makes it surprising the Dark Lords haven't written one of those near, semi, kinda sorta rules about it in one of their study articles. They stick their noses into a lot of things that are none of their business. It also isn't any business of the rank and file, but they've been trained like Pavlov's dog by the Dark Lords to judge others.
I know lots of people who have had plastic surgery of various kinds, and every one of them is satisfied and feels better about themselves for it. I have stories.
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Vidiot
Pete Zahut - "JW's want perfection and are tired of waiting for it. I'm half expecting people to break down and start buying the pet Lions and Pandas they were promised as children long ago."
Funny, but honestly, I think you might be on to something, there.
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Vidiot
John Aquila - "...a few years back when it all started, one sister comes to the hall with big boobs. No one says a thing. A couple of months later another sister, then another and another...Now when you go to the one day assembly, you see sisters with such huge lips, that they look like those sex dolls in comedy shows..."
Okay, that gave me the weirdest image in my head...
...rows upon rows of JW women at the KH, all looking like porn startels.