Official Report

by Kaiser Stuhl 11 Replies latest jw friends

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  Kaiser Stuhl

  Office of the Sanitary Inspector.

  District of This Old World.

  June 26th 2002

  Dear Bro.Addams,

  We have examined the drains underneath JWForum and found them to be in reasonable condition. There is a waste pipe which carries away the effluent to the height of a horses ass.

  In the light of these findings we see no reason why apostates should not continue to give thier renderings of exJehovah's Witness urban myth and folklore over the sewerage posts of the world.

  This situatuion is volotile and could change at any minute.

  Your most obedient bethelite, going where greater men fear to scrub.

  Bro.Kaiser Stulh.

  Chief Sanitary Inspecter. (standing in for "the man with the writers inkhorn" who's off with the cramp)
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  refiners fire

  Hey dude!

  Shouldnt that be Kaiser STOOL ??

  (Obsessed as you are with bowel function)
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  Kaiser Stuhl

  STOOL? very funny pun rf (if i didn't heard it 5,879,243 times already! from my english friends.

  just don't work that brain cell too hard rf youy might need it one day.

  As far as talking about ass enders YOU started it!! and even posted a moony here! I only got one thing left to say to you: GO FART YOURSELF!

  k.s.
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  IslandWoman

  Hi Kaiser,

  What brings you to the "land of the dead"? Be careful there be demons here, tread lightly.

  IW
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  Kaiser Stuhl

  island woman

  i come here from boredom i guess - what's your excuse? i thought i was treading lightly but most of these apostates got no sense of humor about themselves. ;)

  k.s.
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  avengers

  When I hear you speak as a servant of Jehovah it is as if I hear Jesus speak.

  After all Jesus is the One you follow.

  You are really like Jesus.

  As compassionate and loving.

  Thank you for the kind words.

  Andy
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  IslandWoman

  Hi Kaiser,

  i come here from boredom i guess - what's your excuse?

  I Sir, am one of the "diaspora", the lost, the damned, the lepers who are to stay far from JWs lest we contaminate them. So I come to this demon lurking place to be with my own kind.

  i thought i was treading lightly but most of these apostates got no sense of humor about themselves. ;)

  LOL, you are right about that! xJWs are a serious lot you know maybe with your help we'll lighten up.

  Good talkn' with you brother. Many are hurting here and the hurt causes them to lash out.

  Take Care,

  IW
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  Kaiser Stuhl

  'sok andy, even sharks need a kick in the teeth now and then (ala your pic)

  k.s.

  IW

  You're too damned funny IW! LOL smart women are supposed to scare me, especially banished bar maids like yourself. That's one advantage of being none too bright. Too dumb to be scared and too simple to care..

  nice to meet you.

  k.s.
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  Kaiser Stuhl

  I try to post this seperate but 2 posts a day is done so it is here:

  I want to say a sorry. Not to any bum waving pedophiles, adulterors, fornicators, iddolators, men who lie with men, mother killers, baby stabbers, father rapists, blood transfusing freaks, armchair hillbillys, apostate computer geeks, papist new age priests, pagan leftist lesbian puppet thespians or self rightious athiest astronoghts.

  To all clean living, god fearing brothers and sisters out there i say my most humble and sincere apology for any offence in seeing this little flock as a wolfpack. What does a farmer do when sheep hide in amoungst wolves? (trade the shotgun in for a rifle i guess)

  and here i was thinking apostes were tough as old boots. gee i must be badder than i thought. OK my precious little powder puffs, you've had your apology now go forth and do whatever you do. I'll bother you no more.

  Isaiah 24:17

  k.s.

  Edited by - kaiser stuhl on 26 June 2002 11:58:40
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  IslandWoman

  Kaiser,

  Thank you for the apology. I disassociated myself in 1999. The Society's article which in effect blamed Jehovah for their continued changes in policy was just too much to take.

  Nothing in Ray Franz' book would have caused me to leave the Watchtower but what was said in the August 15, 1998 Watchtower page 17, did.

  It was and is God I love and no man should ever put on God the blame for man's own mistakes.

  Greetings from a former sister but a remaining lover of God,

  IW