As funny as this posting is- I am still laughing- but did you ever wonder why MORE of this doesn't happen? I remember going door to door with my friend- we were only 11 & 12- went around blocks alone- lord only knows what we said to the people at the door! I remember standing there PRETENDING to knock- those poor people at the door- lol. But, what if people had answered- if they asked anything other than the normal "would you like to read these- $0.15 cents a piece" line- I wouldn't have known what to say! But, really, alot of people go door to door alone, or send young people- there's alot of what ifs that could be scarey- wrong place, wrong time! I know when my mom brings a car full of people here I wouldn't mind locking them in the basement! LOL. Now, they don't "witness" to me- they just chit chat, use the bathroom- then SOMEBODY says one thing- like- heres the latest magazine, or the speaker tomorrow.......... Hey- anyone out there STILL getting the magazines in the mail?!?! I have since 1995 non stop- my mom keeps getting the slip & renewing them- I keep hearing they are going to end SOON- stop mailing altogether- but they STILL keep coming!