How about marketing a t-shirt to the dubbies that will do the talking for them when they're out in street work or working the cars in parking lots on hot days: ``Join Us or Die!''
Ideas for merchandise
by Simon 45 Replies latest jw friends
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Sirona
How about a wine bottle opener or wine glass stamped with "Nowadays I partake LOTS!"
or bath soap called "scrub away the jay-dub"
or a T shirt (which could not be critisised by the elders) - with
NOone MORE than I
admires the
Watchtower ites
who always
BUiLd Love
Hum well maybe thats going a little far...
Sirona
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TR
For 'hovahs only:
"GODDAMN America- and the rest of the world for that matter"
"Come Visit Our Pedophile Paradise"
"Blind Follower of the Watchtower Society"
"Got Cult?"
"Armageddon- Coming to an Earth Near You- And Soon!"
For 'postates:
"Proud To Be An Apostate"
"I Survived Being a 'hovah"
"Apostates Make Better Lovers"
"'hovah THIS!"
"I've Lost My Religion And Could Give A Rat's Ass"
"I See Brain-Dead People- At the Kingdom Hall"
"Ask Me About The Watchtower Society"
"Kick The Cult Habit- Ask me How"
"Fuck You And The Buick LeSabre You Rode In On"
TR
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TR
bttt
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riz
TR those are a riot! i especially like this one:
"Fuck You And The Buick LeSabre You Rode In On"
LMAO!!! classic
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Preston
Here are some:
"Jehovah, please protect me from your followers"
"have you every sat in a Kingdom Hall and wondered..."
"I'll give you something to knock on!!!"
"Advertise this!"
"Get the scary Jehovah's Witness away from me!"
"You want me to do WHAT with my time!?!"