JC and Moses were strolling by the Red Sea, when Moses nudged JC and said
"Psst. Hey, Jesus, I've still got it. Moses turned toward the Red Sea and lifted his
staff on high. The angels began to sing, the gentle sea breeze turned into a raging
gale, and the waters of the Red Sea were parted. Moses lowered his arm and with
a smug grin on his face, turned back to face JC.
Jesus scoffed, "Moses, my boy." said the Messiah, "I have still got it". And with a
flourish of his robe, jesus stepped onto the waters and began to stride across without
so much as a ripple. But to Moses' amazement, halfway across the water, Jesus suddenly
began to sink. He splashed into the water and began to choke and flounder as the waves
tossed him around. Moses grumbled at Jesus silliness and parted the water once more.
Moses helped Jesus back to shore, as Jesus hacked up salt water when they had finally
reached shore, Moses slapped a consoling hand on Jesus' shoulder and said "Don't worry
about it Lord. Last time you tried it, you didn't have holes in your feet.
OK I know I will burn in hell for that one.