Fastest Growing Religion in Oz is.................

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  • ISP
    ISP

    Witchcraft wins converts
    By Jason Frenkel
    01jul02

    WITCHCRAFT is the fastest-growing religion in Australia.

    Witchy women (l-r): Holly Marie Coombs, Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowan from Charmed.
    Census figures show an increasing number of worshippers are looking towards the earth, rather than the heavens, in search of God.

    There are now nearly 9000 witches in Australia, up from fewer than 2000 in 1996, while the number of pagans more than doubled to 10,632.

    Druids, animists and pantheists, considered to be pagan traditions, also increased their ranks between 1996-2001.

    "I wouldn't say there's been a mad stampede, but over the past few years there's been a steady stream of inquiries," said Galen, a Victorian Pagan Alliance co-ordinator.

    Religious experts said the shift towards nature religions was consistent with a growing emphasis on the esoteric beliefs in Australia.

    Most of the major Christian denominations lost followers during the past six years.

    Dr Neville Knight, a sociologist at Monash University, said there was plenty of religious expression on offer.

    "There's certainly a smorgasboard of religious expressions out there," he said.

    "There's so many different forms. You find people will be attracted to crystals and all kinds of expressions of new age stuff."

    But Consumer Affairs Victoria warned that con artists were keen to profit from those seeking the divine.

    It has received more than 100 complaints about clairvoyants, palm readers and astrologers in the past two years.

    A quick Internet search shows there is no shortage of costly solutions to spiritual problems, such as certificates in spiritual healing philosophy for $480 offered by a Melbourne school, and a four-hour soul retrieval for $60 offered by a Queensland company.

    The same company can perform a "DNA upgrade", while a NSW venture is selling a $37 moisturiser linked to a traditional Indian healing system.

    Dr Steve Russell, a sociology lecturer at Monash University, said religion was increasingly mixing with marketing and commerce.

    "In some ways this is a reflection of the Americanisation of the current religious scene in Australia," Dr Russell said.

    "We don't follow American religious trends slavishly, but this is one way in which we do; the commercialisation of those kinds of religious involvements."

    Herald Sun

  • ISP
    ISP

    http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,4612282%255E13762,00.html

    If those chicks wanted to study with you or whatever you do......who could refuse?

    ISP

  • DevonMcBride
    DevonMcBride

    I have been a practicing witch for 8 years and find these statistics both positive and negative. The growing popularity and education of witchcraft dispels the myth that witches practice Satanism, are drug users and cast negative spells on people. That is the positive.

    The negative. There are many witch wannabees out there who think the religion is only about magick spells and think it is "cool" to tell others they are a witch. Just like any religion, one must believe in it heart and soul to be a witch. There are many out there who give us a bad name. Most true witches don't announce their religion to others they don't know well.

    Going back in history, witches were and still are persecuted more than the Jehovah's Witnesses. My JW friend even agreed with me on this one.

    Devon

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    witches were and still are persecuted more than the Jehovah's Witnesses.
    That and the growth, even without proselytising, would, by wt standards indicate it is truth.

    SS

  • Beck_Melbourne
    Beck_Melbourne

    Yes its true...my brother calls me Bad Jelly!

    Beck

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    ???

    Wotsat, Beck?

  • Beck_Melbourne
    Beck_Melbourne

    Goodness Ozzie...don't you remember Spike Milligan?? Bad Jelly the witch...don't ya remember nuffin??

    Okay...cast your mind back to the olden days (yup I was there...but only a young'n)...back before television went 24 hrs...back when black and white tellies were the rave. Well us kids couldn't get up to watch all the kiddie shows in those days because they didn't exist...so we used to listen to the radio - I mean 'wireless' on a Saturday morning. Spike Milligan used to entertain us kids with his funny stories...one was about Bad Jelly the witch...of course he's dead now...but I can still hear his voice in my head.

    Anyways...my brother used to call me Bad Jelly - he seemed to think I resembled a witch. After watching Charmed one Tuesday evening I don't really mind the comparison!!

    Beck

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    OOOOHHHHHHHHH, I see. Thanks, Beck.

    There was a young man from Darjeeling,

    Who boarded a bus at Ealing.

    It said on the door,

    "Don't spit on the floor"

    So he stood up and spit on the ceiling!

    (Spike Milligan)

    Just for you, Beck!

    Cheers, Ozzie

    Edited by - ozziepost on 1 July 2002 21:16:57

  • Beck_Melbourne
    Beck_Melbourne

    Awwww Ozzie...that took me back...for a minute there I was curled up on my grandmother's couch, ear up close to the radio...listening to it crackling while I try and find the station. We only had AM in those days...

    Ahh..memories
    Beck

  • SpiderMonkey
    SpiderMonkey

    That's it. I'm packing my bags. Leave this country to the fundies if they want it so bad

    (edited b/c my "emoticon magick" is still shakey)

    Edited by - spidermonkey on 1 July 2002 22:11:42

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