maria's pet cheetah

by Incense_and_Peppermints 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • Incense_and_Peppermints
    Incense_and_Peppermints

    from a jw site: http://www.latindimples.com/paradiseearth/

    people post their thoughts on a day in the life in Pleasantville (oops - paradise):

    Heidi: I feel the warmth of the morning sun on my face as it gently nudges me awake. What's the weather going to be like today? Another beautiful day in paradise! I jump (yes, jump...no pain or fatigue in paradise!) out of bed to go get breakfast. As I walk downstairs to the first level, I thank Jehovah for allowing me to be a part of this. As I walk outside to get breakfast, I see my tiger playing with her two little cubs and the friendly neighborhood giraffe. Now...what should I have for breakfast today? Banana? Mango? Papaya? I think papaya. I pick a couple off the tree for myself and my adoring husband of 10,000 years. I go back upstairs to wake him up and together, we walk out to our deck and enjoy the view of the rolling waves of the ocean. After breakfast we take a nice walk, hand in hand, of course, along the beach to visit our neighbors. It's been a couple hundred years since we've seen them as they have been off visiting family. When we get there, they welcome us with open arms as we catch up with each other what's happened in the last couple centuries.

    After a satisfying lunch with them, we take a leisurely walk back home. On the way we meet a lovely couple who are walking with their cheetah. They are visiting from across the ocean. My husband invites them to come spend some time with us. The four of us all prepare a delectable dinner and enjoy it almost as much as we enjoy each other's company. After dinner we gathered around the piano and sang songs of praise to Jehovah. I then decide it is a perfect time for a quick dip in the ocean. So we all walk down stairs and out to the back yard. Some dolphins frolic along with us. After the swim we go back upstairs to enjoy the last part of the day with a little dessert. The view is absolutely beautiful. I am so glad my husband decided to add this deck onto our house. It is perfect. I prepare the guest room for our new friends and we all say our 'good nights'. Yawn. Another beautiful day in paradise.

    we're going to take these magnificent creatures and make pets out of them? what will these animals eat anyway? mangoes? and who's going to feed them if they don't hunt their food for themselves? any witnesses around who want to answer these questions? i never could get an answer. maybe you can help, anyone who is lurking. thank you.

    also, here is another link, about the dangers of the internet: http://www.latindimples.com/warnings/

    (hee-hee that "adoring husband of 10,000 years" thing cracks me up. the same man for 10,000 years? oog.)

    ~incense and peppermints

  • butalbee
    butalbee

    Okay, so I clicked the link, and it brought me to yahoo companion login page? ?

  • butalbee
    butalbee

    Oh no this isn't another JW community group? Yuck.

  • LDH
    LDH
  • Incense_and_Peppermints
  • teenyuck
    teenyuck
    As I walk downstairs to the first level

    This must be in her treehouse.

    we walk out to our deck and enjoy the view

    How do you build a deck with no tools/wood/technology? And on a treehouse!

    It's been a couple hundred years since we've seen them as they have been off visiting family

    As in the old days, it takes days to get anywhere....I guess the family the neighbor visited lives across the ocean....must have had to build a ship to get there. (Unless of course, Jah decides to allow all the cruise liners to stay afloat)

    The four of us all prepare a delectable dinner and enjoy it almost as much as we enjoy each other's company.

    They must have dug a hole to cook everything....no propane or stove

    After dinner we gathered around the piano

    So they will know how to build piano's....hmmm...again, calls for cutting down trees in paradise to do this....starts to change pardise. Don't think Jah will like that!

    Yawn. Another beautiful day in paradise.

    Pretty much sums it up, hmm?

    What idiots. They think up these stories and seem to believe that they will have all of today's conveniences---in PARADISE!

  • safe4kids
    safe4kids

    Jesus H Christ! Is it just me, or do you guys get nauseous remembering that you once believed this garbage too??? How embarrassing! It really makes me wanna hurl, if ya know what I mean.

    Dana

  • Celia
    Celia

    I remember the JW ladies who visited me years ago ; once they showed me a picture on the cover of one of their magazines, you know the one, picturing their idea of paradise : snow covered mountain peaks in the background, lush forests, green meadows, a lake, a waterfall, a log cabin being built in the background, happy men and women tending flower gardens, vegetable gardens and orchards, a parrot on a branch, a little girl petting a lion, a smiling woman serving lemonade to smiling people from Africa, Asia, Europe and the Americas..... and baskets overflowing with tropical fuits... all the people dressed in their sunday's best....... and the JW lady asked me : wouldn't you like to live in a place like this ? I looked at her, wondering if she was joking or what ! I told her : well, this is just a picture, someone sat down and drew that, it is just an imagined world, you can draw anything you want, you know.... then she must have showed me a verse somewhere in her Bible "proving" that this is the way it's gonna be, very soon now.....

    What kind of God would be so twisted and think of having this eternal paradise made for just a few thousands Jehovah's Witnesses anyway ? Doesn't make much sense, all these billions and billions of people who have lived on earth since the beginning, and God would allow only a few JWs (who have been around for only one hundred years) to enjoy a paradise earth ?

    Edited by - Celia on 2 July 2002 14:2:1

  • zenpunk
    zenpunk

    Celia - Well said! Why are they so "special" and the rest of us have no redeeming value.

  • Incense_and_Peppermints
    Incense_and_Peppermints

    i know. it's creepy, isn't it? reading their thoughts - it sounds like crazy talk. frolicking on the beach with cheetahs and spending day after day singing praises to 'jehovah'? yikes. i would pray for death...

    /CENTER>

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