WW: Let's Get Something Straight About Jehovah

by Francois 26 Replies latest jw friends

  • Francois
    Francois

    Wholewheat:

    Jehovah is nothing more than the very primitive concept of who and what God is that was held by a primitive, savage, illiterate group of nomads inhabiting the middle eastern Lavant five thousand years ago.

    Jehovah is on a par with other middle eastern gods of the time; no more no less. And we now discover through archaeology that Jehovah had a wife. How 'bout that? A wife!! How droll.

    Remember that the concept named Jehovah is a god who really gets off on the smell of burning animals, which he characterizes as a "restful odor." Remember too that he has each and every human failing writ large. Look at all the semantic twists and turns that are necessary in order to comport this Jehovah concept with the advanced concepts about God revealed by Jesus; a god of love and compassion, such that Jehovah could never obtain; and remember too, that this Jehovah character gets off on foreskins - the more the better. Gotta have them foreskins.

    That's my highest concept of the existential creator of the cosmos and of everything we call real alright: he gets off on foreskins. And he never changes, either. I guess this means he still gets off on foreskins, huh? Gonna give him yours?

    Let's see what you do with this.

    I'm dying of curiosity.

    "The God you can name is not the eternal God."

    Francois

  • CoonDawg
    CoonDawg

    LOL@ the foreskins....He also had david cut the peckers off all those philistines he slayed before he was crowned as king. Kinky, huh?

    I like the song that says..

    "I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors,

    but I think that God has a sick sense of humor.

    And, when I die,

    I expect to find him laughing."

    Coon

  • MikeMusto
    MikeMusto

    This chelsea boy says "the more foreskin the better"!!
  • Francois
    Francois

    C'mon Mike, give it a rest here, alright? This is serious. Go do your foreskinning somplace else whilst I take on the wheat boy.

    FT

  • gsx1138
    gsx1138

    I would have to say that Jehovah's preoccupation with the male penis suggests that he may be homosexual. Perhaps he took a wife so his father Ra wouldn't cut him out of the family inheritance. I am very interested on this Jehovah having a wife thing. Perhaps a link or book title would help.

    gsx1138

  • dustrabbit
    dustrabbit

    GSX:
    Let us not forget the "secret passage" of Mark that implies that Jesus had a male lover. although the evidence as to whether that "passage" is legit or not is unclear, it did cause some controversy in the early Christian church and thus was supressed and removed (or something like that) out of the gospel of mark...
    things that make you go hmmmm....
    the dustrabbit

  • Sirona
    Sirona

    There are many parallels between the biblical Jehovah and Jesus and the Egyptian Ptah and Thoth. Joseph was Egyptian...

    Nowadays I find it impossible to believe the bible due to all of its stolen stories and gods.

    Sirona

  • Francois
    Francois

    GSX, I saw that reference in a program on the learning channel. They had even unearthed a statue of the wife of Jehovah, and the cuneiform text made unambiguous references to the wife of Jehovah.

    Like I said. Jehovah was Baal was Ashtoreth was Chemosh = all middle eastern Gods. Jehovah was distinguished when Moses substituted in the simple minds of his followers the sacrifice of animals instead of humans, which the Hebrews had been doing prior to Moses arrival. Otherwise why would they have ever bought into sacrificing ANYTHING? And why, in only forty days, were the Isrealites back into worshipping the scared Golden Cow? Cause that's what they knew, as any fool knows. You do what you know. Just like immigrants to the US from Scandinavian countries went to Minnesota where's it's colder than a bear's ass, just like back home, etc. You do what you know.

    Anyway, search through the archives of the Learning Channel. Good luck.

    Francois

  • SYN
    SYN
    C'mon Mike, give it a rest here, alright? This is serious. Go do your foreskinning somplace else whilst I take on the wheat boy.

    LOLOL!

    *applause* Excellent post Francois!

  • Francois
    Francois

    Thank you, SYN. (takes bow) Thanks very much.

    Francois

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