Should JWs eat pomegranates?

by badboy 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • badboy
    badboy

    I understand pomegranates are assoiceted with Easter, so should a JW eat a pomegranates?

  • Mister Biggs
    Mister Biggs

    Yes!

    Chinese apples taste good!

    Plus, they're cool looking.

  • HomebutHiding
    HomebutHiding

    Of course! Just not on Easter Sunday. I think that's the rule. HbH

  • Francois
    Francois

    What kind of car does Jehovah drive?

    A Pontiac. "He will persue you with his Tempest."

    I rest my case.

    FT

  • finnrot
    finnrot

    Mr Biggs, you look just like Beaver Cleaver. That's always been my favorite show.

  • HomebutHiding
    HomebutHiding

    Francois, I think you are mistaken. Jehovah drives a Ford. He drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in his FURY! HbH

  • Sirona
  • butalbee
    butalbee

    I think they'd be better off if they ate bittersweet berries and rolled around in poison ivy.

  • 4christ
    4christ

    Hi. How are pomegranates associated with Easter? I have not heard of that. And I celebrate Easter.

    I HAD heard that pomegranates are associated with the myth of Persephone and Hades. Do we have another parallel?

    peace-Lauren

  • dmouse
    dmouse

    No, pomegranates are an abomination unto the Lord, who, by the way, drives a British car. Have you not heard that God comes down from heaven in his 'Triumph'?

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