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by Incense_and_Peppermints 29 Replies latest jw friends

  • Incense_and_Peppermints
    Incense_and_Peppermints

    hmmm.... let's see if that odd "post could not be read" thingie shows up here. maybe it was a fluke. maybe not. ready? one-two-three

  • dustrabbit
    dustrabbit

    Yeah, it's been years since I went through Empire, maybe 1991? but yeah, it shur is purty....

    Denver's heat is dry too...dries my skin out something fierce...but here in Guangzhou it's a little cooler, but that 72-92% humidity gets to ya after awhile and you shirt is drenched in sweat. It pisses me off everytime my students mention to me I'm sweating (like a pig, no less) and they're not...hell, they grew up here and I didn't.

    Dustrabbit are hardy animals...so is the jackalope, an animal that's only found in Colorado.

    Colorado rocks in the scenery department. Everyone who does not live in Colorado should make a note of it....Visit Colorado on my next vacation.

    Now repeat after me: I will visit Colorado and make a pilgrimage to dustrabbit's house....

    the dustrabbit

  • Incense_and_Peppermints
    Incense_and_Peppermints

    " I will visit Colorado and make a pilgrimage to dustrabbit's house"
    " I will visit Colorado and make a pilgrimage to dustrabbit's house"
    " I will visit Colorado and make a pilgrimage to dustrabbit's house"

    (i wonder if this stuff really works)

  • dustrabbit
    dustrabbit

    incense heh. there's only one way to find out, right?

  • Incense_and_Peppermints
    Incense_and_Peppermints

    aw, dustrabbit. c'mere and kiss me, you little angel!!!



  • dustrabbit
    dustrabbit

    Come and catch me, Incense:


    ohh, boy! can she kiss...smooch

  • joannadandy
    joannadandy

    I am just waiting for someone to post the lyrics to the Manificent Seven, the best Clash song ever!!

  • Incense_and_Peppermints
    Incense_and_Peppermints

    oh dustrabbit. i fear you wouldn't survive the tender yet incredibly thorough assualt on your senses...

  • Incense_and_Peppermints
    Incense_and_Peppermints

    I am just waiting for someone to post the lyrics to the Manificent Seven, the best Clash song ever!!

    aargh i have already exceeded my minimun daily posting requirements. i hope you check this thread, joanna . por vous...

    (p.s. i still like 'london calling' the best)

    The Magnificent Seven - (The Clash)

    "Ring! Ring! It's 7:00 A.M.!

    Move y'self to go again

    Cold water in the face

    Brings you back to this awful place

    Knuckle merchants and you bankers, too

    Must get up an' learn those rules

    Weather man and the crazy chief

    One says sun and one says sleet

    A.M., the F.M. the P.M. too

    Churning out that boogaloo

    Gets you up and gets you out

    But how long can you keep it up?

    Gimme Honda, Gimme Sony

    So cheap and real phony

    Hong Kong dollars and Indian cents

    English pounds and Eskimo pence

    You lot! What?

    Don't stop! Give it all you got!

    You lot! What?

    Don't stop! Yeah!

    Working for a rise, better my station

    Take my baby to sophistication

    She's seen the ads, she thinks it's nice

    Better work hard - I seen the price

    Never mind that it's time for the bus

    We got to work - an' you're one of us

    Clocks go slow in a place of work

    Minutes drag and the hours jerk

    "When can I tell 'em wot I do?

    In a second, maaan...oright Chuck!"

    Wave bub-bub-bub-bye to the boss

    It's our profit, it's his loss

    But anyway lunch bells ring

    Take one hour and do your thanng!

    Cheeesboiger!

    What do we have for entertainment?

    Cops kickin' Gypsies on the pavement

    Now the news - snap to attention!

    The lunar landing of the dentist convention

    Italian mobster shoots a lobster

    Seafood restaurant gets out of hand

    A car in the fridge

    Or a fridge in the car?

    Like cowboys do - in T.V. land

    You lot! What? Don't stop. Huh?

    So get back to work an' sweat some more

    The sun will sink an' we'll get out the door

    It's no good for man to work in cages

    Hits the town, he drinks his wages

    You're frettin', you're sweatin'

    But did you notice you ain't gettin'?

    Don't you ever stop long enough to start?

    To take your car outta that gear

    Don't you ever stop long enough to start?

    To get your car outta that gear

    Karlo Marx and Fredrich Engels

    Came to the checkout at the 7-11

    Marx was skint - but he had sense

    Engels lent him the necessary pence

    What have we got? Yeh-o, magnificence!!

    Luther King and Mahatma Gandhi

    Went to the park to check on the game

    But they was murdered by the other team

    Who went on to win 50-nil

    You can be true, you can be false

    You be given the same reward

    Socrates and Milhous Nixon

    Both went the same way - through the kitchen

    Plato the Greek or Rin Tin Tin

    Who's more famous to the billion millions?

    News Flash: Vacuum Cleaner Sucks Up Budgie

    Oooohh...bub-bye

    Magnificence!!

    F***ING LONG, INNIT?"

  • dustrabbit
    dustrabbit

    Incense
    Hell, If i can survive my life in china, I can survive anything... Just let me refresh my "essence of life" with a refreshing tonic.
    That doesn't sound as good as it does in Mandarin Chinese...or not as funny anyway. (My boss has these great lines...)
    the dustrabbit

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