by Matty 19 Replies latest social humour
It used to conjure this image in my mind of people being suffocated with pillows outside of the temple. I couldn't understand why God would enjoy that, and if he did enjoy it what different methods of suffocation were there and which was HIS favorite?
Dobby,
You had me laughing so hard I nearly choked on my dinner! Every time I read that, it just gets funnier and funnier.
Great stuff guys...keep it coming.
Brian
I will not sit with women with fat thighs
...I hate the company of those who too eat pies.
With evil men take not away my wife
My soul, with those whose pants are full of vibrant life...
(160 Walking in Integrity)
Matty,
Where you sitting with be and my Friends while Elder Ewert was giving us dirty looks? LOL
Mac, I was there in spirit!
Here's one for all you fans of Cheesy peas!
...Tell, tell the glad tidings, of Edam and peas,
His rule by Christ Jesus, Will ever increase.
(143 Take Sides With Jehovah!)
This one has been altered for more accuracy:
Frail the Theocracy, ever decreasing!
Wonderous contraction is now taking place.
Praise to Jehovah is now all but ceasing
By those who walk in the light of his face...
(53 Theocracy's Increase)
Edited by - matty on 13 July 2002 13:49:44
Many many thanks to Mary for this brilliant one, who posted this on another thread:
A-round the Hall with ur-gen-cy, the el-ders fly............
With ev-er-las-ting bad news for the Date-line crime.......
They say 'Give Glory and fear us upon our throne........
Yes worship lo-cal elders and serve theeeem a-loooooone........
For now has come the Borg's most awesome Judgement Hour.......
Soon all the TV networks news will make them scowl.......
According-ly the brave at heart they must not fear..........
But speak out boldly what you know, both far and near!
(6 Declare the Everlasting Good News)
Were Jehovah's witnesses under WT Mind Control
We wouldn't touch false religion with a ten foot pole
Other men just can not see
What in future day will be
Our's is the Org of true prophecy
Even though nothing yet has come to be
Men make gods of wood and stone
But the True God they've not know
Only to us his light is shown
I just called Brooklyn on the phone
We speak out in like know-it alls
Even though the GB has no Balls
From apostates we run and hide
Because we know God's not on their side
"Myriads and Myriads of rubbers"
Here is a couple from a while back
Thanks Ang for the links. Dolphman, can I continue in the theme you set?
Myriads and Myriads of rubbers
All clad in fetherlites
Each one electro-tested
Serving us every night
Myriads there are on Myriads
Truly a mighty shroud
In all the nations of the earth
We all are standing proud
(127 Myriads of Brothers)
