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"What Keeps You From Getting Baptized"

.....but brother is it OK for the organization to swallow?

Hmmm... the only thing that comes to mind is that skit on Saturday Night Live - many years ago... the 'Land Shark'.

Didn't it knock on the doors? The people finally were 'onto' it... and they began to ask "Who is it?"

"Jehovah's Witnesses", came the reply.

Well, not wanting to be taken in again by the Land Shark, they opened the door and swung a baseball bat.

Magazines came flying inside... it WAS (supposedly) JWs at the door - and not the Land Shark.

I'm sorry... what was the question?

Regards,

Jim TX

These are so FUNNY - I almost ~~swallowed~~ choked

In the care of dogmatic religious men: "Let the feed begin!"

to be or not to be, that is the question.

any one seen the other half of my body?

where are the loaves of bread?

FULFILL YOUR DEDICATION

or

TRUST IN JEHOVAH

This is in really poor taste, so I apologize in advance...honestly:

AMAZING NEW SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIP DISCOVERED BETWEEN SHARKS AND PARAPALEGIC JEHOVAHS-WITNESSES

Brian

THIS WILL ONLY HURT FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

NO PAIN NO GAIN.

Baptism on behalf of the dead. See 1 Cor. 15:29

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