by Sirona 20 Replies latest social humour
Of course it's fake. "Theocratical" isn't a word. Considering that every fifth word out of the mouth of a Witness is "theocratic", a real one wouldn't make this mistake.
Also, anyone who thinks that it's hard to get porn off the net, has either never been on the net or is intentionally trying to mislead.
OMG that is so funny.....i love the line about giving the pet to a worldly person (we see no immediate problem with that), that they can go off on the road to destruction together.
Someone has a great knack for writing and for very dry humor.
Please keep up the humor!
pistoff
Does anyone remember a guy called [email protected]? He run a similar site some years ago. Looked nearly the same...
Why didn't someone say that it was all a joke before I got shot the cat?
Cyril
Help. I have had a reply from someone re me shooting the cat but I don't know how to retrieve it. Suggestions?
Cyril
Hi Cyril,
Any replies will show on this thread. Welcome to the board
Sirona
I honestly think this person is depraved.
His remarks about cats being unclean and eating mice (good christians don't, so their pets should not) are so funny, I have to guess that he is beyond anal and nuts.
I wrote the following e-mail to him:
Hello Dear Brother,
I am writing this with a heavy heart. I recently stumbled (no pun intended) upon your website and noticed that you had a new area on cats and whether or not true christians should own them.
I own two cats. They eat, sleep and once in a while come by to be petted. They are apart of my family and very simple to take care of.
I am very confused on why you spent so much time writing about a simple pet.
My cats have never licked me. Cats do not lick humans. It is very unusual. It makes me wonder how you came to the conclusion that cats will lick their owners and perhaps in an inappropriate area. Perhaps you put tuna fish in an inappropriate area? Hmmm.....
This clearly shows you have a fetish and it needs to be brought out. You may want to talk to the circuit overseer and discuss how to stop these wild thoughts and cravings. I am sure he can help you. Perhaps after you show him how cats lick humans (and where) he will understand.
You will be prayed for.
LOL Puffsrule! That was excellent. Any reply?
No reply yet!
I honestly cannot tell if this website is legit or not. My e-mail went through so I am thinking it could be.
The cat thing is just what some nutty brother would come up with.
I hope I hear back. I'll keep you posted.
He's right ... there is no porn on the internet ... I have search in vain for years and years and only ever found a semi revealing picture that was too out of focus and dimly lit to make anything out
