by lucidentity 34 Replies latest jw friends
lucididentity, you wrote:
"he needs to know if you are faithful to him..how is he going to do that?..."
Maybe He will do that by being - oh - I don't know - OMNICIENT???
In case you're wondering, that means 'all knowing.'
Silverleaf
had it up to here with fundamentalist self-righteousness
Hey, on this site, controversy is NOTHING NEW dude!
It is always interesting to note the blasphemy and the be-littling of higher powers.
You can only blaspheme if you actually believe in God. <rolls eyes skyward> Nope!
How dare you all question God? How dare you all think that with your puny little brains you have conquered the mysteries and understandings of life?
Which God do you want me to believe in? I'm a little confused with all the different Gods...
You all seem to spout off big words and fantastic jargon to put on an intellect front.
Thou shalt be quoted with THAT line baby! You are obviously not appreciating the truly paradigm-shifting gravity of this momentous situation.
You are trying soooo hard to disprove Jehovah and his teachings that you miss the entire point.
Um, I thought that was the point? <confused>
That is to worship him.
See the dictionary entry on "blind faith". Why worship someone who hasn't been seen or heard of for, oh, 4000 years? Plus, to top it off, your channel to His divine wisdom is a bunch of abuse-condoning murders! Excellent!
He guides us through the society.
Nope. That's what your frontal lobe is there for.
The light does get brighter as Jehovah reveals things to us as he sees fit.
Tower style? AHAHAHAHA!
You know some things in life are that simple to comprehend it can seem to you that it cant be that it is too easy.
More confusion!
It is like being on Who wants to be a millionaire and for the million pound question they say 'what colour is grass ' is it a) blue ...b) pink...c) green..or d) purple...
So which would YOUR answer be? I bet the Governing Body has some New Light on the colour of grass!
You would be sitting in that chair and be thinking it cant be green , that is too easy, it just cant be.
Nope, I'd be thinking about a Ferrari full of hot bikini models I'd buy with the money personally!
I am no angel...I have admitted to that.....I am more like Jonah at the mi nute , resisting and I dont really know why. But believe it or not, apostates are encouraging me to go to meetings, what with all your garbage that you are spewing out.
Geesh, well you know what they say about people encouraged to go to meetings by Apostates! There is usually a good reason for that!
Satan does blind the minds of the un-believers.
How exactly? And who is this Satan guy? He must be a man, right, all the important figures in the Bible are men! How convenient!
The signs are all around us and yet you refuse now to see it.
Oh boy, here we go with the whole "The World Is Ending - Real Soon Now" stuff again. Look, buddy, people have been prophesying the end of the world since the BEGINNING OF THE WORLD. Get over it! Go and help out at a homeless shelter or something! Be constructive instead of doom & gloomy!
Why wouldn't you take your chances with Jehovahs Organisation and put your faith in it , just like you all once did.
Gee, let's give you a short, executive summary:
That enough for ya?
I know I intend to build up a relationship with Him again.
One-sided relationships are called OBSESSIONS!
I too lost my faith through ' BROTHERS'...elders who were no worse than the scum from the streets, how they shunned me when I wasnt even d'fd.
Welcome to reality, chum. Guess what, there are more where those guys came from! Ever been to Bethel? Then you would experience Shunning Deluxe (TM).
One brother actually said that he was going to treat me as being d'fd , not because I was , but because he feels I should have been. Nice eh ?
Well, what would you expect from an Organization run by murderers? Nothing more than UltraShunning (TM)!
But I am going to put all that behind me as I can really see that Jehovah will put it all right.
Yes, yes, abuse victims must wait on Jehovah, the parents of children who didn't have to die because of changes in the Blood Policy must wait on Jehovah, etc. etc. The longer you wait, the more you will grow to realize that you are truly enmeshed in the machinations of a CULT!
Worship him and he will reward you
How? By making my children die for the silly policies engendered by his supposed "Slave" class? I'd rather be a Buddhist or something. At least they don't require you to sacrifice your children just so they can get their mugs on a magazine. Don't YOU find that sick?
My apologies to anyone I've offended with this post, but what needs to be said, has been said. Feel free to correct me - I'm not under the illusion that I'm always right, unlike a certain body of 8 men we know so well
Edited TWICE for flipping dagnabbed fornicatin' formatting!
Edited by - SYN on 9 July 2002 16:23:46
God Darn It!!! I can't see....I have been blinded by Satan. I hope you all can read this and have not been blinded.
Oh, never mind. I don't believe in god. I took off the blinders and Voila!, I could see again. You might want to try it.
As usual the trolls leave when the going gets good.
I have love for a God. His name is Beer. Now, I wrote a book about Beer, and I'm going to start a book of fiction about my love for Beer. Years down the road, my children will love and worship Beer, because Beer changes lives.
"Beer just makes you feel good," says one Beer parishoner.
"Go with Beer!" says another.
Some Apostate persons have fallen away from Beer, and have begun to feast at the table of the Winecooler, the wicked one.
It was prophesied that Winecooler would bruise Beer in the heel, but Beer would strike Winecooler in it's long-neck bottle, thus destroying it.
"I don't know what my life would have been like without Beer!"
"After I found Beer, I dropped masterbation, immoral sex, and vanity! My life's never been better."
Some go from door to door extolling the virtues of Beer. Unlike their sad counterparts, the Jehovah's Witnesses, the Beer's true followers always find an open door, and sometimes, a warm female.
So, let not the machinations of Winecooler or NonAlcoholicBeverage turn your hearts away from the one true God....Beer!
(Sidenote: Beer's real name is Guinness, found only seven times in the King Willie version. Read the New Alkie Translation...it's accurate!)
just read Jan H's first comment.
If you were GOD, Would you create subordinate creatures just to have them satiate your ego?(Think worship, here folks, our only purpose!) I find it interesting to think that so many of God's qualities are those that are stipulated as reasons for condemnation in humans. (we're made in his image, you know!) As a parent would you really treat your children the the way the all-so-loving Jah does? If your answer is yes, I'm calling Family Services right now!
GD,
Of course all these religionists have so much higher morals than the rest of us. That's why they tell us to f*** off.
- Jan
lucid,
Hey Jan H ..if you read my posts you will see I dont claim to be a active witness....
You're just a hypocrite, you mean?
- Jan
Lucid: Well, now you've got your controversy (sort of!). Are you happy? It's always nice to see someone descending into vulgarity when they purport to have "Christian" motives! At least Francois is HONEST! Look, guys, could we try and keep an even keel? At least until Lucid responds to my post, then he's all yours
