Salud said:
She proceeded to say how Jehovah is blessing the organization because of the increase this year (yup, everyone knows about the increase) well I told her that if that is the case then I will become a Mormon since they are growing faster than the Witnesses, then I stopped and said, no wait! I will become a Muslim. They are growing faster yet!! Of course she told me I can become whatever I want.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ;-D That was a good one!!!