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OUTLAW

Hey farkel,"I always liked the smell of those new books"..So did I,maybe we can come up with a dub after shave that smells like a new book..LOL...OUTLAW

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mr party

many (hugs) and ''CONGRATULATIONS" hay celebrate man. you have hopefully gained your daughter love ya dude.oh p.s. let's do the seattle thang,aug 3rd.

How precious!!!!!!!!! Seems like you and your daughter have a good relationship,, my son is 15 and we were always writing notes to each other like that. Most of the time we just would draw beards and tatoos on the people in the watchtower we were supposed to be studing. This really helped us to stay awake durning those boring sundays. I wish now I would have kept some of his original pics of Jesus with a Mullet, that was fun, and one of peter with a beehive, there was one of Mary with a hairy chest and underarm hair. Childish for me??? yes,,,,, but it past the time. I wish I could remember all the things he put over their heads in bubbles,,,, he loved to make his own comic books out of watchtowers. You can bet I made sure they were not left behind after the meeting,,,we would have been called to the little room.

Zechariah

My last Convention attendance was also very memorable. It was I believe 1995 when they release the WTS BOOK OF THE LAW better known as the "What God Really Requires Of Us" broschure. I revealed to my loyal JW mpther sitting beside me the vision I just had of most every one in the audience having yamulkes on the heads. Surely these were modern day Jews following the Laws Of Moses. I fully rationalized at that point the fact that no amount of works can save a man. Only the free gift of God of grace by means of faith. Ever since my motto has been "Give me libery or give me death." If I have to live forever beside self righteous, hypocritically people like JWs who have to be eternal slaves to an idolatrous manmade organization then I welcome the endless sleep of death. My expectation of life based on faith is the only risk worth taking. It is the only acceptable hope for me to have......... Zechariah..... GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH..

SYN

Hey farkel,"I always liked the smell of those new books"..So did I,maybe we can come up with a dub after shave that smells like a new book..LOL...OUTLAW

Oh no, don't do that OUTLAW, you would be inundated in Sisters wanting to do it "Missionary Style" with you! On a side note, I suspect the Tower put some variant of Crack Cocaine in their glue for the books, because I liked the way they smelled too. So did my sister. Everyone in the Hall liked the way the "Spiritual Food" smelled. Hell, sometimes I'll even crack open my Bible just to savour it's aroma! NOT!

expatbrit

I spent most of the conventions in a sugar-overload induced haze, caused by eating too many Hellas chocolate bars. They're probably the only reason I'd ever go back.

Expatbrit

Matty

Hmmm... Hellas. The bars you only ever saw at the convention, nowhere else, but were advertised on the TV with a guy dressed as Satan saying "Hellas, wickedness at a price you CAN aford!" Oh, the irony!

SYN

I spent most of the Conventions in a Jaracz-induced haze of fantasy personally! Usually involving the lovely young Sister sitting in the next row!

LB

I feel your daughters pain.

Xena

Pool jack2's daughter....sent to the trenches without dear old dad for company! Bad Daddy

Am I the only one who couldn't keep the "names" of the conventions straight? They all sounded the same to me....Did you attend the "Walking as True Christians in these Last Days" convention? or was it at the "In these Last Days Walking as True Christians" conventions that we received that delightful info??? ROFL they all ran together for me! And is it Assembly or Convention? I know they get huffy if you use the wrong word....

I remember at one of the last ones we got counciled about getting up and going to the bathroom during the song and announcements....geez when do you want us to go? Oh wait we aren't EVER supposed to leave our seats...

My sis called (as usual when she knew I was at work so she wouldn't actually have to talk to me) and encouraged me to go to the convention....lots of new and exciting information coming out you know. Perhaps I should call back and leave a message for her...."let me know if they tell you the EXACT date of Armageddon....otherwise I am not interested!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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