Why do you still give talks?

by 1tMakesNoSence 31 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  Clambake

  Just bring a bible up to the platform and randomly quote verses and make stuff up total improv style. All public talks are complete shit anyway. You could be a one man’s whose line is it anyway. The average JW won’t even know the difference.
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  cha ching

  Just say, "I've learned all that I want to learn from the school, thanks very much, I am now moving on to other things I've wanted to learn"