Things found on Jaracz TO-DO list.......

by Stealth 11 Replies latest jw friends

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  Stealth

  _____Bust Bethalite who forgot to remove the green M&Ms from candy dish at the last GB meeting.... back to scrubbing toilets.

  _____Engage in theocratic warfare and shred pedophilia files on prominent elders and MS to get the number under 20,000.

  _____Check supply of depends.

  _____Get haircut and buy some of that good anointing hair oil.

  _____Remind the rank and file just how faithful and discreet I am.

  _____Check stock portfolio to see if we made any money from our bomb stocks.

  _____Have my crown polished.

  _____Have legal department contact Al Gore about buying that Internet invention of his, so we can shut down those evil apostates.

  _____Beat the sheep until they are happy.

  _____Contact legal department about filing a law suite against Leonardo Decaprio for saying, "IM THE KING OF THE WORLD!"

  feel free to add others......

  -S

  Edited by - stealth on 16 July 2002 10:40:6

  Edited by - stealth on 16 July 2002 10:43:12
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  Mister Biggs

  Pretty funny.
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  The_Bad_Seed

  Heh
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  Francois

  Make up posters for all Kingdom Halls that say "The Beatings Will Continue Until Moral Improves."

  Have my nose sharpened. It's getting dull.

  Purchase more Armani suits. I really looked good on Panorama the other night.

  That Jaracz bastard probably thinks he handled the press with such strength and insight (believing his own press). What he doesn't know is that what he did was like waving a red rag at a bull. I wouldn't give you two cents for the continued existence of his balls - metaphorically speaking. They are going to be used as the "fan" and "light" switch pull fobs on some news room's ceiling fan chains pretty soon. Then the bastard will be sneering out of the other side of his mouth.

  Hey Jaracz! Fuck you buddy. Get ready to speak in very high-pitched tones.

  Frank
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  D wiltshire

  LIST:

  Take a good laxitive to be a regular guy

  Stop giving Public Lectures, hide behind the PR men.

  Have a party with only his Yes men present.

  Tell JR Brown what to say

  Get the Attendants at the Tulsa DA DF'd for failure to protect him from reporters.

  Go to a spirit medium to ask Freddy Franz what to do next.

  Prepare WT article about "Listen to God's Organiztion and not Relying on our Common Sense".

  Devise new stratagy to keep Greenlees Pedophilia from becomming public knowledge.

  Think up new ways to make the rank and file feel guilty and worhtless so they are to week to question the Organization.

  Fight the changes to the no Blood policies being proposed

  Get his prostate gland looked at by the pretty new bethel doctor, maybe even have his testicles given a look over for signs of cancer.
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  SpiceItUp

  LOL!
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  SYN

  ____ Get rid of all those pesky Apostates.

  ____ Coin the term "Hellspawn of Lucifer The Damned" to describe above Apostates in case we can't get rid of them.

  ____ Start selling handy ApostoGo spray in the Watchtower, with catch-phrases like "Handles all cases of Apostates" and "Will always work - look at our track record for proof"

  ____ Remove that silly "annointed" doctrine so we can save money on wine and biscuits.

  _X_ Create a new Child Protection Policy, promoting molestors to high ranks within the Organization.

  ___ Hire more nubile Sisters to work in my office, privately.
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  Stealth

  _____ Have Deut 18:20-22 removed from next version of the new world translation, claim

  new light that this was a spurious scritpure.

  Edited by - stealth on 16 July 2002 14:28:40
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  DanTheMan

  read Hitler biographies for inspiration
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  Stealth

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