Top Ten Comments You Shouldn't Say At The Meeting

by NeonMadman 23 years ago 20 Replies latest 23 years ago social humour

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  minimus 23 years ago

  In disagreeing with every Watchtower publication answer, you could say :WELL, THE BIBLE SAYS..........

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  imissthedub 23 years ago

  "Sorry I am late, I got delayed while giving blood."

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  eyegirl 23 years ago

  my personal favorite that was uttered at the closing of one of those hokey 'business meetings' to discuss the building of a new KH and selling of the old was: "I second that emotion." instead of 'second the motion'--to end the meeting. hilariously enough, it was an elder's wife who said it!

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  yrs2long 23 years ago

  I took some time during my personal study to look up the secular quote given and noticed the quote was taken out of context and that, contrary to the explanation given by the society, the author was expressing a profound and immutable belief in evolution.

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  TR 23 years ago

  Sister Hottie sat on my face last night. Is that considered inappropriate touching?

  TR

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  witchywoman 23 years ago

  Ummm, can I study with brother Hottie?

  witchywoman

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  cruzanheart 23 years ago

  Real comment that I made once, just to watch the conductor sweat: it was a Kingdom Ministry part about the evils of the Internet, so I put up my hand and said, "you know, you can't be too careful when you're looking for something. I have a favorite website about basset hounds called The Daily Drool, but if you type Daily Drool into the search engine you can come up with all sorts of things, like "Hot Teenage . . . " -- at this point the conductor was sweating and his eyes were bugging out, so I took pity on him (shouldn't have, though!) and ended demurely with, "well, you get the idea." I didn't get called on for the rest of the meeting! That was fun . . . .

  Nina

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  TR 23 years ago

  What, brother Judicial Committee elder? What kind of panties was sister Hottie wearing? None, if I remember correctly. Brother? Brother? I can't understand what you're saying with your jaw and tongue on the floor.

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  witchywoman 23 years ago

  If you must ask him go ahead brother Judicial Committee elder, but brother Hottie does not have them. Why brother Judicial Committee elder you have my panities there inside your jacket pocket there. YUP, that`s my silky hot pink thong all right! THANKS brother!

  witchywoman

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  hippikon 23 years ago

  If my wife jives me a blow job will she be disfellowshiped?

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