WHAT MUST YOU DO TO GET ON THE G B???

by minimus 18 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • minimus
    minimus

    The governing body is such an elite group. Whatever they say, it is LAW. They are revered and held in the highest esteem. It is considered a "privlege" to be invited to become a member of the governing body. Now, I wonder, what must one do to become a g.b. member? How does the person become known to the existing g.b. members? Must they DO something for the governing body so they will always be remembered? .....Any ideas????

  • SYN
    SYN

    Kiss ridiculously large amounts of ass!!!!!!!

  • Jeremiah Lee
    Jeremiah Lee

    ............

  • HoChiMin
    HoChiMin

    minimus;

    You have to be a good orator. Or at least something oral.

    HCM

  • Dismembered
    Dismembered

    Dick comes to mind

  • AjaxMan
    AjaxMan

    Kiss ridiculously large amounts of ass!!!!!!!

    How about besides being kissing large amounts of ass, being good and proficient at it?

    You have to be a good orator. Or at least something oral.

    Besides that, How about being a Master BullShitter or a Pathological Liar as well as shiowing a good track record on how to skim/embezzle/rob blind the congregation and getting away with it?

    In conclusion, maybe what it takes to be a GB member is to be a great BrownNoser/AssKisser, a Professional Pathological Liar and a Con Man alltogether.

    Ajax

  • Dismembered
    Dismembered

    and don't forget dick Ajaxman

  • AjaxMan
    AjaxMan

    Dismembered,

    You're right! My bad in forgetting that.

    LOL!

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned

    In a stagnant pool, the well-preserved corpses float to the top...

  • african GB Member

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