The governing body is such an elite group. Whatever they say, it is LAW. They are revered and held in the highest esteem. It is considered a "privlege" to be invited to become a member of the governing body. Now, I wonder, what must one do to become a g.b. member? How does the person become known to the existing g.b. members? Must they DO something for the governing body so they will always be remembered? .....Any ideas????
WHAT MUST YOU DO TO GET ON THE G B???
by minimus 18 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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SYN
Kiss ridiculously large amounts of ass!!!!!!!
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Jeremiah Lee
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HoChiMin
minimus;
You have to be a good orator. Or at least something oral.
HCM
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Dismembered
Dick comes to mind
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AjaxMan
Kiss ridiculously large amounts of ass!!!!!!!
How about besides being kissing large amounts of ass, being good and proficient at it?
You have to be a good orator. Or at least something oral.
Besides that, How about being a Master BullShitter or a Pathological Liar as well as shiowing a good track record on how to skim/embezzle/rob blind the congregation and getting away with it?
In conclusion, maybe what it takes to be a GB member is to be a great BrownNoser/AssKisser, a Professional Pathological Liar and a Con Man alltogether.
Ajax
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Dismembered
and don't forget dick Ajaxman
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AjaxMan
Dismembered,
You're right! My bad in forgetting that.
LOL!
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Abandoned
In a stagnant pool, the well-preserved corpses float to the top...
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african GB Member
BTTT