by hillary_step 37 Replies latest jw friends
Ladies: Was born a dirty young man and died a dirty old one...
Friends: That bastard owed me for beer!
Parents: Guess we won't see him in Paradise...
Kids: At least he didn't leave us w/his bills to pay.
Enemies: Goddam him! He left us w/his bills to pay!
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
lol...PuffsRule,
Had nice eyelashes. Always had clean hair.
I love that one, 'Had nice eyelashes. Always had clean hair., killed seven people.'
ExPatBrit,
Who?lol....Could have been worse....'What?'
Pomegranate,
..they'll be one child born...in this world to carry on...carry on. -Blood, Sweat and Tears-
Laura Nero ( Nyro ) actually, but I know what you mean....lol
Here are a couple for our Board favorites :
YK - "What a lovely warm, gentle man, always had a good word to say for others"
Fred Hall - "There was more to him than met the eye......but not much more"
Farkel - "He was so clever, so talented. I dont like to bring this up now that he is playing piano for the angels, but why did he say Dip**** so often?
Englishman - "What a lovely man, he always had a grin on our faces and a hand on my pint"
Kent - "Gentle, quiet, poetic, but a trifle effeminate...lol
HS
Edited by - hillary_step on 17 July 2002 18:34:2
Edited by - hillary_step on 17 July 2002 18:34:33
Laura Nero ( Nyro ) actually....
Ahhh. Musically well informed...kewl.
Fred Hall - "A man of few ill-chosen words."
YK - "A man of many ill-chosen words."
Other Laura Nyro 'hits' : Barbara Streiasand's "Stoney End," Blood Sweat and Tears "And When I Die" Three Dog Night's "Eli's Coming" Fifth Dimension's "Wedding Bell Blues"
Hey, you must be old.. :-)
Pomegranate,
Gee, thanks! Well, past fifty anyway. I admittedly do remember when a 'joint' was called a 'reefer', and people used the word 'cool' first time around....lolHey, you must be old.. :-)
Laura was just a teenager when she wrote many of those giants. Somebody sprinkled start-dust on her. Try to listen to her CD's / LP's, 'Christmas and the Beads Of Sweat' and 'Mother Spiritual if you get an opportunity, well worth the effort.
Take care - HS
'old' is good...me? 43. not far behind y'all. (hope we didn't offend)
They just don't make music like they used to...eh?
Waiting,
I just spotted this :
My husband: "She died?"
lol....wonderful.
HS
Waiting, I know the feeling; my daughter said last week,' you're weird compared to everyone elses mother;nice; but weird' !!!
Hilary-love your wife's description-is it accurate?!
My cat; 'where's the feeder gone?'
My children;'Where's the feeder gone?'
My husband' Where's the ..........you get the picture!!!
The neighbours will probably breath a sigh of relief though;Last month my husband burst in to the kitchen and shouted 'come and get me while i'm hot!'- they were over for a coffee.
He also told me in the garden today when I was getting cross with him, that he could tell I was.nt really cross, I just wanted him to lay me on the grass and ...you get the picture!-the neighbours suddenly 'coughed' and we had to run inside snorting!
Hilary-love your wife's description-is it accurate?!
Unfortunately, probably far closer to the truth than is comfortable...lol
Best regards - HS
