I am annointed ... bow down to me!

by kenpodragon 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • kenpodragon
    kenpodragon

    Robdar

    Sure, but first you must answer these questions three.

    What is the your name?

    What is your quest?

    What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

  • TruckerGB
    TruckerGB

    Watch out for the holy hand grenade of antioch,

    Hey Kenpo,I think you will find it was an abbysinnian,swallow,the killer rabbit awaits

  • Golden Girl
    Golden Girl

    When you put yourself up so high....you have so far to fall!

    JMO....Golden Girl

    Edited by - Golden Girl on 17 July 2002 19:31:58

  • kenpodragon
    kenpodragon

    TruckerGB

    I would take your advice, but the illustrator has died of a sudden heart attack. Just remember I am

    anointed, you can tell because I am the only one that does not have shit all over them. (Sorry about the language,

    but it is a quote from the movie)

    I really know this movie way to well.

    Dragon

    Edited by - kenpodragon on 17 July 2002 20:4:58

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    Okay Bridge Keeper, I am not afraid.

    1. Robdar the Brave.

    2. I seek the Holy Grail.

    3. African or European?

  • kenpodragon
    kenpodragon

    I don't know that .... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    Yes, but what is the flying weight of a swallow carrying a coconut?

  • kenpodragon
    kenpodragon

    It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

  • 11thHour
    11thHour

    If you want me to bow down to you,

    Do I have to kiss your feet?

    They smell bad...

    No thanks.....

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    11th Hour - why dont you wash his feet, like Jesus did?

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