Celia: OK, here's our Prime Minister of Canada who's French and who's constantly embarassing us in front of the whole world:
After September 11th:
Jean Chretien: Eye vood lak do 'elp dee Ah-mer-i-gans wid dare fide on derrorizm, zo eye am auter-izing doo hundred plaztic knives frum Gentucky Fried Jicken do Ah-mer-i-ga ride away.......Dare will be a vivty perzent export dax on dese knives dat I vill do-nate do bi-lin-gualizm, as dare ez not enuff of dat in dis coun-ter-y.......