Adjusting underwear in public & other crap

by Leander 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • Leander
    Leander

    Have you ever been somewhere in public and without any warning what so ever your underwear decides to place you in a german suplex? I was a victim this afternoon at lunch, I was in the middle of the cafeteria and I got so tangled up that even certain hairs were intertwined. I felt like screaming, somehow I managed to ease my way to the washroom and straighten out matters.

    I'm throwing out all my briefs when I get home

    Do women have these kind of problems

  • SpiceItUp
    SpiceItUp

    Only when I wear my thongs---which is all the time when I actually do wear underwear....

    The guys never seem to mind though---and I dont embarass easily--so usually I will even make a big deal about it...lol

    heh--I have even been known to flash...

    Spice of the no-underwear class

  • Leander
    Leander

    Nothing like a good flash to get a day started

  • FreeRangeChicken
    FreeRangeChicken

    I got so tangled up that even certain hairs were intertwined

    try "sugaring". ancient egyptian women used to remove hair from even the most delicate parts of their bodies by mixing honey, sugar and spices (like mhyrr, which we don't have) and boiling it until it reached a certain consistency. they would then apply the warm goo and strip it off with a soft cloth. the modern-day equivalent of this is called "Nadz", available at most walgreen's across america. shaving works well also...

  • joannadandy
    joannadandy

    Shaving however leaves little bumps...and you need to redo it within a day or two...not to mention, maybe it's just me and my symetry sucks, but you can never get the landing strip right, mine is always lopsided and then it all must go.

    Nair is right out--BURNING!! Not good in the dark regions!

    I hate to say it but waxing is the way to go. Have a few stiff martinis and begin with the waxing of the bikinis!

  • joannadandy
    joannadandy

    Oh yeah this was supposed to be about underwear wasn't it? (Got carried away with waxing)

    Umm...thongs are the answer--they are supposed to be there. If things are bunching, your underwear are too small--

    The End

    Edited by - joannadandy on 19 July 2002 15:14:9

  • BeautifulGarbage
    BeautifulGarbage

    You mean when my ass gets hungry and decides to eat my underwear?

    Being the abyss that my ass is, this is a problem is one that is a constant source of aggravation to me.

    Thongs only make it worse.

    When hubby is around, I make him do the pullin....................of underwear................out.

    Alone, it depends on how "high" things have gone.

    When I want comfort, I go for the granny panties. Yeah, that's right. I will admit it. They seem to refrain from getting "sucked in" so quickly. However, I always make sure they remain in excellent condition. No worn out elastic in the waist, and a big hole in the center crack area, for me. I even have them in cute colors.

    Ok...now I've done it. I have discussed my underwear on this board. My Mother would be so proud! At least she knows if I get into an accident I will have on .....well, I'm sure you guys know the rest.

    Andee

  • DakotaRed
    DakotaRed

    Boxers or briefs? I'll never say. But, they are Hanes

    Lew W

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    I am so proud you are coming out with the grannie pantie, Andee . LOL

    I too must sleep in grannie panties, a tshrit and a pair of boxers . This is the only way to go.

    Thongs are nice , they serve their purpose ( no pantie line ) , but they are a pain in the , well you know.

    It is better just not to wear any panties, if you can get away with it. But you have to remember that you dont have any on and sit in a way that is lady like.

    Grannie Pantie Power!!!!!

  • Dutchie
    Dutchie

    Oh boy, LyingEyes, I'm with you on that one. There is nothing, I repeat nothing, like a big soft pair of granny panties for sleeping in and then, of course, the obligatory tee shirt. To be honest, I even sometimes wear them to work on dress down Fridays and just pray that I don't have an accident and have to be taken to the hospital. I would die with embarrassment!

    Edited by - Dutchie on 19 July 2002 19:57:27

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