What kind of Apostate are YOU?

by SYN 38 Replies latest jw friends

  • ISP
    ISP

    Catch Me If You Can Class.........not df'd or da'd

    ISP

  • 2SYN
    2SYN

    Wonder what class THEY are...the poodles, I mean. Oh, and there's an Apostate Gnome in there too. With a beard, must be of the Evil Apostate Class

  • Incense_and_Peppermints
    Incense_and_Peppermints

    Do they have anything to do with UADNA? 'Cause I didn't get my last secret encoded transmission at my post office box damnit! Have you guys left me out of the ApostoDoings again???!!

    ha ha "secret encoded transmission", good one. (pat, pat)

  • MrMoe
    MrMoe

    OMG that poodle picture is downright scary!

    Kisses,

    Moe - of the gets super naked and really enjoys it class

  • DakotaRed
    DakotaRed

    I guess I would have to be of the "Caution, Avoid This Door" class. JWs always walk right past my house. Maybe because the elders I threw out a couple years ago are still around?

    No matter, though, they can't hurt me.

    (((((Dutchie)))))) whatever they try to pull, remember, you are not alone.

    Lew W

  • Valis
    Valis

    Hmm...I have a few..

    "Overbeerial" class

    "classy classless" class

    "too poor to even have redneck HMO class"

    "will someday get my brubby paws on plh" class

    "was born a dirty young man and will die a dirty old one" class

    "cooks like a muthafukin riot" class

    "needs a dirty woman ala Roger Watters" class

    "could go on about classes some more" class

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer of the "horns n' halo" class

  • Perry
    Perry

    I'm of the anti-typical tribe, Ben-Jammin Class.

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    I am a "angry as hell and smart enough to use it to my benefit and your destruction" class.

    And I am in agreement with Francois, Yeah! us, boo them.

    Viv.

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    Dutchie, don't know if this will be of any help to you.

    My committee meeting was started by the elders asking me if I pleaded guilty to the charges (okay, that was not exactly how they put it). My response back was "Just tell me, what exactly do you want to know? what I did, or didn't do wrong? Or are you, as elders and servants of your God, interested in my doubts of beliefs?" Ha, that shut them up for a minute, then they stammered that off course they wanted to know about my doubts etc. However, I was disfellowshipped within five minutes, so I wouldn't recommend this if you wanted to stay in.

    Good luck! SYN is right, they only have power over you, if you allow it.

    Viv.

  • Xandria
    Xandria

    Hum... good question .. I guess I would be of the covert-action class (do to me having family in the org) ..trying to come out of the closet class.. (or is that homosexuals?) .. flashem if you got em class.. JUST kidding.. I guess I am of the commando class ( keeping my a** covered and out of the line of fire class).

    Xandria

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