Was Jesus a.........????

by SpiceItUp 19 Replies latest jw friends

  • SpiceItUp
    SpiceItUp

    There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black
    1. He called everyone "brother"
    2. He liked Gospel
    3. He couldn't get a fair trial

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
    1. He went into His Fathers business
    2. He lived at home until he was 33
    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
    1. He talked with his hands
    2. He had wine with every meal
    3. He used olive oil

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
    1. He never cut his hair
    2. He walked around barefoot all the time
    3. He started a new religion

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
    1. He never got married
    2. He was always telling stories
    3. He loved green pastures

    But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
    1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
    2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
    3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do

    Edited to add---as much as I would like to take credit for this, I can't--found it on the web.

    Edited by - SpiceItUp on 21 July 2002 12:54:51

  • Incense_and_Peppermints
    Incense_and_Peppermints

    jesus was everyman (and everywoman, it seems)

    teehee that was really cute. and *true*

  • bikerchic
    bikerchic

    HA! Too funny Spice!

    I'll take the Itallian Jesus:

    1. He can talk to my body with those hands

    2. Wine goes good with everything

    3. Oil, pour it on.......and use those hands too baybee!

    bc<<always a sucker for those latin lovers

  • Incense_and_Peppermints
    Incense_and_Peppermints

    hmmm.....

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    SYN246
    SpiceItUp201

    who will win? i think they should give some kind of award

    p.s. this place has got everything! when i think of the amount of work it must have taken to build this board, and to keep it running so perfetctly, it boggles my mind. to Simon - "we're not worthy!". (that's from "wayne's world", to anyone who might not know and who therefore might think i am insulting everyone on this board by saying we are not worthy. it's a way of saying "you rock".)

    note: that was my only disclaimer for the year.

  • SYN
    SYN

    Incense: JESUS!

  • SpiceItUp
    SpiceItUp

    SYN-----Maybe SYN Jesus should resolve this matter for us all

    (SYN---I have noticed that you have become quite the JC promoter..hmmmm )

    Spice

    lol @ bikerchic (I agree)

    I & P ---hmm maybe I need topost more eh!!!

  • Jesus Christ
    Jesus Christ

    Wow, I'm not black or white, male nor female, gay nor straight, and yet, I'm still not Michael Jackson.

  • SpiceItUp
    SpiceItUp

    Yes Jesus but are you Italian?

  • Jesus Christ
    Jesus Christ

    Seriously, you all haven't even come close to guessing who else I've posted as. I will say that since I started posting as my true self I've not used any other name. I'm hoping Simon will be nice and not reveal anything. Just because someone supports me doesn't mean that they are me.

    Want a hint? I hate French food.

  • Cappuccino OC
    Cappuccino OC

    HOW funny! LOL

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