A schlong is a WEENUS!
Hope I cleared that up for you ladies. And if you want further explanations on what a weenus is, well, you'll have to catch the next plane to South Africa so I can explain it to you "in person" LOL!
[SYN] knows what women REALLY REALLY want! They want a big, black, firm, juicy, sticky, wet, cream-filled, handsome, tasty piece of CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!!!