What Women Want

by patio34 24 Replies latest social humour

  • SYN
    SYN

    A schlong is a WEENUS!

    Hope I cleared that up for you ladies. And if you want further explanations on what a weenus is, well, you'll have to catch the next plane to South Africa so I can explain it to you "in person" LOL!

    [SYN] knows what women REALLY REALLY want! They want a big, black, firm, juicy, sticky, wet, cream-filled, handsome, tasty piece of CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!!!

  • zenpunk
    zenpunk

    LOL at Farkel - sad but true in many cases.

  • Robert_V_Frazier
    Robert_V_Frazier

    what is a schlong?

    This reminds me of the psychology professor who was droning on and on about Freudian theory and phallic symbols, when a young coed finally got up the nerve to raise her hand and ask, "Excuse me, but what exactly is a 'phallus'"? The professor thought for a moment, started to explain, then figured it was easier to demonstrate. He faced her, unzipped his pants, whipped it out, and proclaimed, "That, my dear, is a phallus. Any questions?" She looked at it, then up at his face, looked him in the eye and replied, "Oh, I see. Sort of like a prick, only smaller."

    Robert Frazier

  • Beck_Melbourne
    Beck_Melbourne

    LMAO@SYN and Robert_V_Frazier

    You guys are too funny!

    Beck

  • patio34
    patio34

    LOL at the answers on this thread! You all are hilarious! Thanks for the chuckles....

    Pat

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