I'm sorry but you'll never tap dance on my a*$. I'm a black belt in Karate. So lighten up & quit being dirty.
People who rock climb are people who take risks & achieve over 90% of their lifetime goals. So live a little & try something new. Who knows you might like it and learn something new.
Life is too short- Make it count
CAPP
ps. The girl in the orange shirt is my daughter- scaling a little man made rock
I've enjoyed rock-climbing ever since I was a young lad. But there is one tiny difference between you and me in that area: I never climb rocks that are taller than me!
Oh rock climbing is so much fun! After climbing you get this rush (way better than S*x) when you reach the summit & look around. The rush lasts a couple of hours.
There are some pretty safe places to climb indoors. REI has a rock in their Seattle store. Also when you rock climb the person who is belaying you is holding your "life line" aka rope. The bonding (trust) is undescriable with the person who belays you.